Captain America: The New England Winter Soldier

I made this based on the fact that it's March 26th as I write this and we had a goddamn blizzard warning in effect for all of eastern Massachusetts yesterday.

Enjoy.

I wonder if I'll get royalties from Marvel for this.

More stuff you get when I'm bored

For no reason other than sometimes shit like this just pops into my head:

 

It's probably best that you don't ask.

I Drew a Cartoon! - This guy is so busted.

I drew a cartoon today.

Enjoy.

 

That's why I always put a mask on at night. 

Sucker is crafty.

Now if we could only find a network....

My son is like me.

This is not a good thing.

He loves to draw and his sense of humor is way better than mine will ever be.

Put those two together and, well, you get stuff like this.

He came up with an idea for a game show and drew it on his notepad:

"So, um...do you like sports?"

Genius.

LolzJax - the humiliation continues

I have a dog named, "Jax."

Jax is absolutely annoying as shit but he's cute and barks at nothing at all hours of the night and cries, like, ALL THE TIME and tears every single toy he owns to shit and now that I've read that I'm considering offering him free to a good home.

I kid.

I'm flexible on the 'good' part.

Regardless, I've taken to a new hobby which is completely taking up all my time at work these days.

(Sssshhhh. Boss doesn't know.)

What I've done is take pictures of him and made my own version of the LOLCat posters.

Here is a batch of them.

Enjoy.

Seriously. It's like all I do now.

SO AWESOME.

If you want to see more, check out the album on my Facebook Page.

Moog and Jax out.

The Family Circus rewrites go on and on and on and on..

Bite me, Billy.

AGAIN.

I recently asked people what their favorite posts of mine were and several of you noted that it was my skewed take on that ridiculously terrible comic strip, "The Family Circus."

If you've missed my other episodes of this, you can find them here.

This time, though, I'm sparing you the pain of what the original comic said because see 'ridiculously terrible comic strip' comment above...

..so you just get my newly edited ones.

Enjoy.

UPDATE: 

I had a request to do the "Before" and "After" cartoons - which is why, in the examples below, the first one always sucks balls.


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There.

That's better.

I suppose the next time you'll hear from me, it will be from jail due to Copyright infringement or some shit.

Fuck it. Totally worth it.

Take that, Billy!

Moog out.

Before you freak out, I misspelled it on purpose for the sake of the picture.

I drew another cartoon for you people today because, honestly, I really didn't feel like doing work AT ALL.

Microsoft Paint is my copilot.

Enjoy.



My brain works at a very rudimentary level if you haven't figured that out already.

To see all my other cartoons, go here.

Man.

I need a hobby.

This is what happens when I have to put random thoughts on screen

I drew another cartoon for you people today because, honestly, I really didn't feel like doing work AT ALL.

Microsoft Paint is my copilot.

I was getting a snack the other day when this popped into my head. I don't know why and, honestly, it's usually better not to ask questions you don't want the answer to.

Enjoy.

My brain works at a very rudimentary level if you haven't figured that out already.

To see all my other cartoons, go here.

Man.

I need a hobby.

Why Pepperidge Farms probably won't hire me in the marketing department.

Pepperidge Farms makes these wonderful little crackers called "Jingos" that are delicious and crackery and crackerlicious.*

*(trademark pending).

My problem is that every time I buy Jingos and look at the box, Elaine Benes immediately pops into my head in her Australian accent saying, "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

If you're not a Seinfeld fan, then here's what the Hell I'm talking about.



That, of course, ends up with me walking around going "Maybe the Jingo ate your baby" which, in turn, puts some really effed up images in my head and...

..well..

Here's what happens with that PLUS 15 minutes of me being bored:

So of course I stepped back and admired my handiwork and immediately asked Pepperidge Farms what they thought of it on Twitter:

Nothing yet from the employment recruiters over at Pepperidge Farms.

Weird.

..and this is why most people find my blog by searching "Family Circus Porn." True story.

Bite me, Billy.

AGAIN.

I recently asked people what their favorite posts of mine were and several of you noted that it was my skewed take on that ridiculously terrible comic strip, "The Family Circus."

If you've missed my other episodes of this, you can find them here.

This time, though, I'm sparing you the pain of what the original comic said because see 'ridiculously terrible comic strip' comment above...

..so you just get my newly edited ones.

Enjoy.

UPDATE: 

I had a request to do the "Before" and "After" cartoons - which is why, in the examples below, the first one always sucks balls.


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There.

That's better.

I suppose the next time you'll hear from me, it will be from jail due to Copyright infringement or some shit.

Fuck it. Totally worth it.

Take that, Billy!

Moog out.

I Drew a Cartoon!! - Ugh. I hate when this happens.

I drew another cartoon for you people today because, honestly, I really didn't feel like doing work AT ALL.

Microsoft Paint is my copilot.

There's an expression here when you absolutely go nuts with anger and throw tantrums and stuff. Since it is the punchline of today's cartoon, I won't ruin it for you.

But I was thinking about it the other day and, well, this popped into my head.

Enjoy.

I know. He looks more confused than angry.

Can't blame him, really.

To see all my other cartoons, go here.

Man.

I need a hobby.

Gordon Ramsey's new show...coming to a Fox Television barn near you

Sometimes shit just pops into my head and I have to immediately try to make it hastily on my computer using Google and Microsoft Paint and probably way too much of my work day that I should be actually doing, you know, WORK.

This is one of those things.


..um..because "kitchen" and "chicken" have that phonetic similarity so I was saying "Hell's Chicken" one day and then I envisioned this and when you get right down to it, it's pretty damn impressive for only 3 hours worth of labor.

I could use a hobby.

15 Steps on How to Write a Book - Illustrate

So you want to write a book?

Yeah. Join the club. The very BIG club.

Well, I wrote a book, "Things Go Wrong for Me," which has actually had some decent success for a first go at it - so I thought I'd give you - my readers - some insight into what it takes to write that damn thing.

But, of course, I did it with stick-figure drawings because that's how I roll, yo.

Enjoy, and Godspeed.

So there you go.

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As a reminder, the book can be purchased at ANY of these sites:

Amazon

Amazon Kindle

Barnes and Noble

RCG Publishing, Inc.

So, thank you.

And, following my rule #15, you can be assured that Book 2 is currently in the works.

As is Book 3.

See what you've started?!