Using the term, Facebook "Friends" rather loosely | Mental Poo

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Using the term, Facebook "Friends" rather loosely

..and this is what you're missing if you're not my friend on Facebook.




















Shit like this is primarily why I don't get anything done at work.

I like it better this way, actually.

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Find me on Facebook here.

Find me on Twitter here.

Find me in the ceiling tiles of random women's restrooms here.

43 comments:

John said...

My employer blocks facebook at work, which means it takes twice as long for me to go through "friend" statuses on my phone.

Mrsblogalot said...

HAHAHA! So this is what I've been missing out on FB!!

I almost couldn't read the rest after the Sara Jessica horse years/Saturday night special...

Are you insured?

Christina_the_wench said...

Wee! I can stalk you on Facebook. Sweet.

Yeah, I know. The link has been there forever. I only read what I want to. And I lack concentration periodically.What?

Tara said...

Lol those are awesome. I'm going to friend you just for the entertainment value I could get on a daily basis. My FB friends are boring!

WebSavvyMom said...

-->I'm already your Facebook "friend" and even suggested my friend Kim K. find you too just to laugh at your posts.

The MySpace one in this post made me laugh.

~deb

Coffeypot said...

The 'horsehead' comment has me in tears from laughing so hard. I wonder if he entices her with sugar cubes?

The Random Blogette said...

I need to start writing on facebook more so I can get your lovely comments.

IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAY said...

all funny, i like the crayons one lol
nobodys that funny in my friends list

SarcasmInAction said...

I'm so going to friend request you.
My luck? You'll deny it.
I'm a loser.

Vodka Logic said...

And yet I keep coming back to read your blog...

A Vapid Blonde said...

There is this one Facebook "Uncle" who keeps trying to friend me over and over and over. I accepted one time and then he sent me a ridiculously lecherous email so now I have to be very careful where I comment for fear of this "Uncle" trying to get in my pants.

EW!

Knight said...

You are such a Facebook whore.
How much do I owe you?

C... said...

OMG when you poop something hard! LMAO

Tricia said...

And now I can find you!!! Ha ha!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Frankly I can't see any other reason for Facebook to even exist. Well done as always.

Also, the "pooping something sharp" thing made me LOL like a trucker.

notactuallygod said...

Knight,
He GIVES it away -not a very good businesswhore. MAN, businessMAN.

Eva Gallant said...

There are some priceless gems there. I can tell I don't spend enough time on facebook!

notactuallygod said...

How do YOU know what goes on in the Broderick/horsehead household on Saturday nights?

Are you perv'in outside their windows? And for a short guy, isn't it kinda dangerous holding on to their ivy trellis with your one free hand?

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

First of all, my lovely friend Eva (see above) is quite possibly the first person to ever say she doesn't "spend enough time on Facebook."

And the "I wanna watch" bit was hilarious.

Moooooog, you've taken Facebook to a whole new level.

I'm not sure that's a compliment.

Stacie's Madness said...

buahahah, no one is safe.

Opto-Mom said...

I'm so honored to be included in your post. {Neigh, snort snort}

Handflapper said...

I recognize that pooping something sharp face. I make it at least once a week. Apparently a regular diet of beer and pills makes your shit all rough around the edges.

Joshua said...

Made my day better. Infinitely. Excellent, as always.

Rahul said...

These are my favorite posts.

Facebook at your own risk should your tag line

Ms Batman said...

I am proud to say I am your Friend on FB. I am also a little bit glad (and a whole lot of disappointed.. what?! I'm bipolar shut up!) that you haven't commented on anything I've posted.

I laughed at the MySpace kid and yeah I won't let my kids play with him either.

This is how Facebook Should be used!

MAFW said...

I think your friends might be a bit more exciting than mine??

Rico Swaff said...

Hill Larry Us.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Haha! MySpace + JSP's horse face = Awesome!

Meghan said...

This is far more tame than our discussion on anal beads...that was you, right? ;)

Jewels said...

Those are priceless--again you prove your superior sense of humor!

The Onion said...

Sometimes the smart ass comments just can't go WITHOUT being posted. They must. be. posted.

www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com

Moooooog35 said...

OMG OMG Blogger just ate all my individual responses to all of you so please replace this comment with something hilarious that you would share with your grandkids..you know..when they turn 18, of course.

Thanks in advance.

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

I really need more interesting FB friends... THIS just confirms it..lol

Al Penwasser said...

Because you inspired me, I am now listed as a "friend" for the local FOX affiliate. It's actually a lot of fun chiming in with whatever strikes me as funny. Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism, I guess.

Kris said...

I hate Facebook.

But I adore you.

Hmmm . . . any way you can just mock me via email?

Get on that.

meleah rebeccah said...

these are too funny. I think I like the one about Sarah Jessica Parker the best!

Sandra said...

Great. Now I can actually picture myself trying to think up clever or stupid status updates on Facebook in the hopes you'll make them worthy of your blog.

Katsidhe said...

I'd be in terrible danger of getting work (and house cleaning and exercising and showering) if not for Facebook and Blogger.

Tonya said...

Holy Shit you are HILARIOUS! I need friends like you on FB!

makya20 said...

If I remember the Social Network correctly, this is exactly what Zuckerberg had in mind that late night at Harvard.

The mad woman behind the blog said...

I would like to thank you the hours you've spared me. You have brought the best of facebook right here and now I can avoid all those lecherous, time sucking BORING friends.

This is an anonymous comment, right?

Kelly said...

I am beyond pissed off that I was not featured in this post. WEEKEND RUINED.

Lauren said...

I added you as a friend on Facebook. If you don't accept I'll be heartbroken.

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