Well...That's one way to sell furniture | Mental Poo

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Well...That's one way to sell furniture

A commercial from a local furniture company caught my eye the other morning.

Why? Let me freeze-frame a couple of seconds of it for you:

jordans furniture, anal, sex couch
Do you see it?

If you don't, then obviously your brain doesn't work like mine.

This is probably a good thing.

Here...let me outline it for you:

jordans furniture
Sure it's a loveseat, but for a very special kind of 'love.'

Nice choice of pillow for the commercial, Barry.

I don't know, but even with their 'Underprices,' I feel like if I buy a couch here, I'm gonna get reamed.

54 comments:

Lynn MacDonald said...

You're a sick, sick man. Of course, that's why I enjoy these posts! Hahahaha

Jessica said...

You are hilarious, I woke up in a bad mood and need to just keep reading your posts for a while until I'm happy enough to be nice to people today. And I searched the screen before scrolling and totally missed the pillow message.

Hailey Ann-Maria said...

Wow.. first my friend posts on FB that "Listening is an act of Love" and I TOTALLY read it as "Listening TO an act of Love"... and now Anal on the love seat... It's going to be a FANTASTIC DAY! LOL!

Christina_the_wench said...

I sure hope it is stain-guarded at least!

Joshua said...

It was the first thing I saw.

Shit.

here4atime said...

Eyes were immediately drawn to the word. Cripe, do I think like you and, is this a good thing or bad thing?

Mandy_Fish said...

I was looking for everything that could be construed as filthy and I never saw the anal. I did think maybe you meant his hand position in the top pic suggested invisible jacking off. But alas, I was wrong.

Knight said...

I scanned over the photo and thought the following: Old Man With Parkinsons, Creepy statue, Anal Pillow, wait...anal pillow? Awesome. You need something to bite during to smother the screams.
I think you meant you would get RIMMED not reamed. No?

Moooooog35 said...

I love that they haven't pulled this commercial so every time it airs I'm, like, "ANAL!"

Which is what I yell during most commercials anyway.

Stupid Tourettes.

Also, Knight..MARRY ME.

Dazee Dreamer said...

because I have such a dirty mind, I spotted it right off. But only because your mind is as rotten as mine. :)

Brutalism said...

Perfect seat for back door guests.

Jessica said...

Just showing guests where to sit.

Eva Gallant said...

No one's mind works quite like yours! lol

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Ahahahaha! I didn't even have to LOOK - I spotted it right away. I'm not sure what that says about me, but I can't quit laughing!

SarcasmInAction said...

OHMYGOD I read your blog and tweets too much!!
ANAL was the first thing I saw!
AHH.
Next thing I know, I'll start thinking of you and your comments/quotes randomly during any sexual encounters I may have....
Good. Grief.

Mike said...

You didn't run right out and buy it?

The Onion said...

I saw it right away. What does that say about me? ((Looking into self introspectively))

That couch is going to be ruined.

www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com

notactuallygod said...

Moog,
be careful what you wish for. If Knight marries you I wouldn't give a nickel for your life. Can't you see by her pictue? 'Knight' is just her alias. It's Miss Scarlett, still on the run from offin' Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Candlestick!

Brutalism said...

Is this the Ramsbottom model?

Random Girl said...

That is hilarious! And yes, that the very first thing I noticed as well when I looked at the pic. Mind.In.Gutter!

Kev D. said...

Every time that I see this dude and his Seagal ponytail, I think: "RETIRED PORN STAR".

So this makes perfect sense. Good eye.

Anyways, as local furniture ads go, they're ALMOST as creepy as Bernie and Phyl's, and infintely less annoying than Bob and his discount SHIT furniture, with that bimbo Vanna White knockoff.

Now if you will excuse me, I am about to cry myself to sleep singing that BOCH Toyota song.

"OUR COSTS ARE LESS SO WE CAN SELL FOR LESS, ERNIE BOCH JUNIOOOOOOOR, COME ON DOWOOWWWWN, EVERYTHING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR..."

And so on and so forth. Forever.

Stacie's Madness said...

buahahaha nice catch...you have an eye for anal...wait....

Quirkyloon said...

Count me amongst those who DID see it.

And I don't have enough money for therapy.

You paying?

You should.

A Vapid Blonde said...

Saw straight off and then went and made sure my couch did not have an anal pillow.

And the thought of Barry and an anal pillow will probably haunt me now for the rest of the day into the night and beyond.

Thanks Moooooog35

Shieldmaiden96 said...

White is kind of a poor choice for upholstery, no?

meleah rebeccah said...

Only YOU would notice THAT! Ahahahhahahahahaa

Ann said...

There are some days when all that I can say is, I love the way your mind works.

jack mehoff said...

just make sure its teathered so you dont have to go ass spelunking

or maybe thats part of the game - who am i to judge

if i told you i saw it right away would you believe me?

SumSum said...

What a loving gift for the girl/guy who lives by, "face down, ass up"

Moooooog35 said...

OMG I can't keep up with the comments today, so I don't think I'm going to even try.

Except this one:

SumSum: Just let me know your shipping address.

Shannon said...

I saw it immediately and I am not even a guy.

Rahul said...

I think we should more worried about why a white haired man owns a statue of a human head.

You cannot unsee anything once you go to that store.

Cynthia said...

First thing I saw too!! lol too funny!!!

Chris said...

This company went out of business six months ago. Apparently, their accounts were in arrears.

Lazarus said...

This explains why Jordan's Furniture will only deliver through the back door... good catch Rodney!

Emma_ps said...

Oh dear , my mind works like yours, spotted it straight away I'm now not sure if I should hang my head in shame , be proud of my quick eyes and thinking or worry deeply about myself! Perhaps all 3 are in order .

Knight said...

Oh I'll marry you Moog. You know I will.

J.J. in L.A. said...

I saw it! I totally saw it!

Wow! What does that say about me? lol!

Vodka Logic said...

Expanding their demographic apparently.

Nicole said...

And to think, we bought a couple of throw rugs from those dirty fucks. Oh, I made a silly. "Dirty fucks," indeed.

Ms Batman said...

In college I did a report on subliminal advertising. You would be surprised at what images advertisers put in print ads and commercials.

Good catch.

N4M3L3SS said...

i like anal

bikramyogachick said...

Oh shit. I saw it right away. Clearly I've been reading your blog far too long!

Jewels said...

I'm a sick and peverted woman...I saw it right away! hahaha. Loved this post.

Karate Los Angeles said...

I think this is where you would say, 'Touche, Salesman.' How did you even spot this? I know they say sex sells, but even in furniture commercials now? Come on!

Ed said...

First thing I noticed. Before I even finished scrolling down or reading.

Even thought, "Huh, that couch comes with an anal pillow. Wonder how that works?"

Sheri's World said...

Well I thought he was holding on to his penis, having a kind of walking wank, so the work anal on a pillow was MUCH better than what I was thinking....

Lady Estrogen said...

Is it sad that I noticed it before I scrolled down? It jumped right out at me, like a long lost friend that I've found once again.

Dr. Cynicism said...

I'm glad you're looking out for us consumers!

Sandra said...

The sad thing is that I spotted it before I even began reading the post...sigh...

LilPixi said...

Wow. Honestly, I couldn't make out what was written. Time for an eye exam.

DameMeow said...

I bet they charge extra for that.

Salina said...

Great blog! I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment and i agree with Lynn MacDonald... Now Foods

Stacyonthecouch said...

Last year, I promised someone anal for his next birthday. It's 3 weeks away now so that's ALL I'm thinking about. I spotted it right away and wish I could get my hands on an anal pillow for the big day ...

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