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Thursday, June 30, 2011

His Woody will Steal Your Soul (Patent Pending)

Co-worker sent out this email the other day to my group:



Attached were these pictures:





To which I responded:





Valid question.





Surprisingly, no one in my group really talks to me outside of email.

Weird.

15 comments:

WebSavvyMom said...

-->I'm going to start including you on my work distribution emails just for the commentary.

Christina_the_wench said...

They're just jealous of your awesomeness. Right?

Mike said...

What would you do with a soul's woody? Er, yea.

Ed said...

He just sent you those cause he knows how much you like a big woody.

Sober Julie said...

hahaha awesome, hadn't considered a soul catcher...so much simpler

Eva Gallant said...

I think I could use a woody catcher.

Chris said...

Growing up, I always marveled at the phenomenon of famous people who saved their correspondence and later published them. To their credit, many letters got published after their deaths, but the people still had to go through the hassle of copying their own outgoing letters and filing them. Who DOES that? What kind of ego or OCD propels a person to save a copy of every little scribble? It's fascinating to have that link to the past, but what would give someone the foresight to archive all that stuff?

Now, reading Rodney's emails...I get it. I totally understand. This stuff needs to be saved, for our children's children. And their kids. At least so they can research what a slang word for "erection" was in 2011.

Dude, you're our generation's Hemingway.

PorkStar said...

Or how about those that accidentally press REPLY ALL and write more foolisheness than they are supposed to?

Vinny C said...

It's a common misconception that crows & ravens are the only couriers of souls to the afterlife. Woodpeckers were outsourced in the late 90's and are still trying to prove their worth.

LilPixi said...

I'm guessing Woody thought that was a soul-catching bird feeder.

Dazee Dreamer said...

god, why don't I get awesome emails at work like you.

iampisspot said...

I think that woodpecker totally wants to get in the hot air balloon. It'd give him a great vantage point to cruise the ladies.

sassafrasjunction said...

I have long suspected that woodpeckers are in the soul-claiming business. We already knew they were assholes, but little did we guess they were after our eternal remains...

ClevelandPoet said...

another good way to capture souls: be a director, producer or publisher.

of course writer souls really aren't worth much.

Nadia said...

I just stumbled upon your blog recently and wanted to thank you for all the laughs so far- you're very entertaining!

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