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Monday, August 01, 2011

My Cosmonaut Facebook Friend-slash-Lover

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Carry on.

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I was on Facebook the other day because for some reason my workplace hasn't banned me from it yet when I get a message pop-up from some guy in Russia who just read my El Poopacabra post.

Here's how well that went.



Sadly, Sergei left before I could tell him that I made up the word 'squidgets' but in hindsight I probably wouldn't have told him anyway and let him just try to figure it out himself.

Which is fine with me since he still didn't buy this shirt:


Russians.

17 comments:

Elly Lou said...

Why aren't you giving away free Russians?

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Well, to be perfectly fair, Sergei sounded a bit infatuated with you, so he probably couldn't buy a shirt because that would mean typing stuff into appropriate fields and it's hard to type with only one hand.

Abby (Abigail if I'm in trouble) said...

You should make a shirt that says "Sergei gave me the she shekels and he got the t-shirt"

If I Were God... said...

Aren't America's foreign relations with Russia strained enough already?

Miley said...

I am so glad you smoothed that over with explaining the your/actually your dad semantics. I was worried there for a minute.

Kristen said...

I really enjoy White Russians, myself.

The drink, not the people. Just to clarify.

Stacie's Madness said...

roflmao. love <3 all of this post.

Eva Gallant said...

Love it! Craziness reigns world-wide!

meleah rebeccah said...

Ha! I think Sergei is in love with you.



PS: I like Abby's comment/idea for a new t-shirt.

Kev D. said...

"It was an interesting conversation, now I must go" is how I intend on ending every conversation I will ever have from now on. Including spoken. ESPECIALLY spoken.

@OutofGoldStars said...

Holly Balls. This is amazing. But my question for him...why doesn't he want to know what transsexual means and why wouldn't he google it? I mean, if you are going to have a chat, you might as well figure out what the hell your chatting about.

Fresh Out of Gold Stars

The Wannabe Housewife said...

I am somewhat determined to work "squidgets" into casual conversation today and pass it off as a totally normal thing one would say.

I'm adopting it as my new favorite word of the day.

Thank you.

OGLADI said...

I'm stuck on where he thought you were a bot. For pandering a tshirt.

Robyn said...

http://www.thesquidget.com/

tazer said...

Squidget is a good word, and I'm so buying one of those shirts for my brother. When I eventually get some money. Carry on.

normative behavior said...

Why is the Russian dude using Israeli currency (shekels)?

The Empress said...

Moooog.

You just mess with people.

You are FEARLESS.

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