Taking a 'Hands-On' approach | Mental Poo

Thursday, September 08, 2011

Taking a 'Hands-On' approach

I got this 'follow up' email the other day from some guy and, honestly, I don't remember getting the first email but here you go:



My reply:



Mike didn't reply.

Either they aren't hiring, or he was choking and that 'hands only CPR' shit didn't work as well as they thought.

11 comments:

Erin T. said...

As a lifeguard for most of my teen years and much of my adult life - this is the STUPIDEST approximation of CPR ever. You may as well just hover over the person while blowing in their face watching them turn blue waiting for an ambulance to show up.

Eva Gallant said...

You cracked me up, again!

Ed said...

Aren't you already an expert at most "hands-only" methods?

* The MOM said...

HAH! That was great. And where were you when I was choking to death at work the other day?? I could've used you banging on my chest!

ClevelandPoet said...

I'd figure your HR department would already be aware of your inappropriate touching.

Knight said...

Isn't this method also known as titty f'ing? Your HR department is way too strict.What a waste of a mouth.

Christina_the_wench said...

I find it ironic that with all you have done at work, trying to do CPR is what would have gotten you canned. They would have to take down the surveillance cameras and everything!

Carey said...

Awesome

meleah rebeccah said...

Hilarious as always. And Ed's comment is CRACKING me the hell up!

LilPixi said...

Well, it seems you've now kind of covered it in your blog.

Jewels said...

When I was an RA in college I kinda hoped somebody would sorta die so that I could use all that freaking training I had to do. I actually wished (yes I know it is wrong) that somebody would fully die so I could use the shock paddles. That shit looked fun and I trained for it...so hell why not. Only downside was they had to have no pulse for the paddles to activate...freaking rules and fail safes. Ugh.

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