Apparently, I'm addicted to haunted banana writing. | Mental Poo

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Apparently, I'm addicted to haunted banana writing.

Thought this was appropriate given that it's Halloween and all.

So a little while ago I took a page out of The Bloggess' field book and wrote on my girlfriend's banana (literally..not figuratively) with much success.

Then, one day, while wandering around aimlessly at work I realized that a lot of people bring bananas in.

That *ding* sound you just heard was the lightbulb on top of my head.

So every so often when I see an empty cube or desk or, you know, have a few extra minutes to root around in someone's lunchbox in the fridge, I take it upon myself to do shit like this:



..and this...


The latter banana is actually from a guy in my group who I've done this a couple of times to. One time writing "DIE!! 666" on his banana with an upside-down pentagram.

Sometimes I get excited and go overboard.

I was going to take a picture of it but when I went back HE WAS SHOWING THE BANANA TO MY BOSS so I felt it was best to basically admit nothing and run away to live another day as the Banana Ghost Writer.

*throws smoke bomb and disappears*

To be continued...

19 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

So sneaky and funny!

Knight said...

Try writing "I want to be IN you." and see how the boss reacts.

Moooooog35 said...

Eva: ..and probably against our Code of Conduct, too.

Knight: I'm saving that for your banana.

My Mercurial Nature said...

OMG that's SO funny!! I've gotta do this!

meleah rebeccah said...

"Banana Ghost Writer." HA!

Miss Yvonne said...

OMG, I do the exact same thing! I've managed to scare the shit out of the lady in the cubicle across from me. Which is probably my best work-related achievement to date.

So far, I've done "I Can See You" and "Still Watching" and "Help Me Rhonda".

Rebecca said...

When I am back to working again...I'm totally doing this.

laughingmom said...

If you have that much extra time, try using a needle and thread to slice the banana while it is still in its peel. That should freak em out!

According to Jewels said...

BEST idea ever! I am using it...even if it's just on a newly purchased bunch in a house I walk into. Totally awesome. hahaha. love it!

Katherine said...

OH WOW! I have never seen that done before! My co-worker eats bananas off and on. I am READY!!!!

Steve Bailey said...

@Knight hahaha!!!
heres an idea for that crazy person in your life... write "orange" on it
Might be the straw that broke the crazy camels back!

lifeintheboomerlane said...

I like this. Then Husband used to go into the refrigerator and draw funny faces on the eggs. So you could also do that in other people's refrigerators.

Laurie said...

You make me smile.

Annie Boreson said...

That is a terrific idea. I may have to find my magic marker.

So. Cal. Gal said...

That 2nd banana looks too nasty to eat...and I don't mean because of the writing on it.

Redneck Hillbillies said...

Love it! I read that post on thebloggess and still haven't gotten around to playing with any bananas. Thanks for the reminder!

The Empress said...

You so crazy.

xo

Ed said...

I always figured your "girlfriend" had a "banana".

Anyqueer, nice life hack.

miguel jose said...

simple, hilarious, original. i can't wait to steal it...

haha funny stuff man

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