Apparently, I'm addicted to haunted banana writing.

Thought this was appropriate given that it's Halloween and all.

So a little while ago I took a page out of The Bloggess' field book and wrote on my girlfriend's banana (literally..not figuratively) with much success.

Then, one day, while wandering around aimlessly at work I realized that a lot of people bring bananas in.

That *ding* sound you just heard was the lightbulb on top of my head.

So every so often when I see an empty cube or desk or, you know, have a few extra minutes to root around in someone's lunchbox in the fridge, I take it upon myself to do shit like this:



..and this...


The latter banana is actually from a guy in my group who I've done this a couple of times to. One time writing "DIE!! 666" on his banana with an upside-down pentagram.

Sometimes I get excited and go overboard.

I was going to take a picture of it but when I went back HE WAS SHOWING THE BANANA TO MY BOSS so I felt it was best to basically admit nothing and run away to live another day as the Banana Ghost Writer.

*throws smoke bomb and disappears*

To be continued...