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Monday, October 17, 2011

Because I think sand dollar Jesus Ultrasounds are well worth the 10k

The other day whilst I was peeing in my bathroom I happened to take a close look at one of the prints I have hanging on my wall and noticed this in one of the little sand dollar images in one of them:


Now, I'm no marine biologist but I'm pretty sure sand dollars don't give birth to humans so this can only mean ONE thing.

This is actually an image of Jesus and this thing is totally going on Craigslist.




I haven't had any offers yet but I'm thinking maybe I should have put it under "arts and crafts" or "furniture" but "collectibles" seemed like the best bet since there was no "religious fetus images" category.

YET.

21 comments:

Mike said...

Dood you need to contact the jesus cheeseburger lady or the westboro baptist church or EVEN BETTER that nutter christian museum that shows people riding dinosaurs because that's what happened 6000 years ago when the earth was first created.

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

Ha ha, you said "whilst peeing". Very classy! Probably that's why a Jesus fetus is in your bathroom. *jealous*

karen said...

U can't sell Jesus!!!!!!!! Isn't that sacreligious or something?

jack mehoff said...

i love how starfish sphincters (band name?) are worth the extra $5!

Eva Gallant said...

Hilarious! I can't believe no one has bid on it yet! Hang in there! I'm sure some fool will!

Kimberly said...

Um, Jesus is not for sale. Just saying.

Trooper Thorn said...

If it turns out to be Moses, will you provide a refund?

Steve Bailey said...

Uh.... you have made an enormous error..... clearly that is baby Poseiden... I mean it came from the sea and everything!

Knight said...

Witchcraft. Since it's coming from Salem I'm fairly sure it's a Satan fetus. Those are much cheaper because he impregnates things all the time. You've seen the movies I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

The object with the jesus fetus looks to me to be a sea urchin, not a sand dollar. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

--grace

OHN said...

Oh for gods sake. I need you as my neighbor. I may have to put a link up to this so if you get hundreds of hits(or one, I am not as popular as you are) hit from my blog it's your own fault.

Moooooog35 said...

Okay, so far I've had ONE offer for this thing so I'm thinking of dropping my price to, like, $9500.

$9505 for the pair.

Seems fair.

lifeintheboomerlane said...

I applaud your entrepreneurial skills. I saw Jesus once on the bottom of a frying pan in an Italian deli. I should have offered to buy it, but then I'd be stuck with a greasy Jesus. No offense.

Amonymous said...

Do you ever think, whilst peeing, that the creepy Jesus fetus is staring at you? Like, he's kind of looking down at you, waiting for the exact moment where you are relaxed enough that he could actually escape the print and eat your soul?

No?

Yeah, I wouldn't think so either.

I'll give you $7.23 with free shipping.

* The MOM said...

We need to be neighbors.

itsallabitrandom said...

You said Jesus fetus.

Southern Comfort came spewing out my nose.

Ragnar said...

I completely misunderstood. I thought you had Festus from Gun Smoke on there. I would have bought that.

meleah rebeccah said...

OMFG. That is DEFINITELY a fetus.

Freaky March said...

All right, now I'm scared. That's a fetus. You have a Jesus in your bathroom. And I can't believe that you discovered that while you were peeing.

Suniverse said...

I bet Mary could have used that for her birth announcements.

Bigbuddah2011 said...

This makes me scared for us christians... Lol

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