The other day whilst I was peeing in my bathroom I happened to take a close look at one of the prints I have hanging on my wall and noticed this in one of the little sand dollar images in one of them:
Now, I'm no marine biologist but I'm pretty sure sand dollars don't give birth to humans so this can only mean ONE thing.
This is actually an image of Jesus and this thing is totally going on Craigslist.
I haven't had any offers yet but I'm thinking maybe I should have put it under "arts and crafts" or "furniture" but "collectibles" seemed like the best bet since there was no "religious fetus images" category.
YET.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Because I think sand dollar Jesus Ultrasounds are well worth the 10k
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Dood you need to contact the jesus cheeseburger lady or the westboro baptist church or EVEN BETTER that nutter christian museum that shows people riding dinosaurs because that's what happened 6000 years ago when the earth was first created.
Ha ha, you said "whilst peeing". Very classy! Probably that's why a Jesus fetus is in your bathroom. *jealous*
U can't sell Jesus!!!!!!!! Isn't that sacreligious or something?
i love how starfish sphincters (band name?) are worth the extra $5!
Hilarious! I can't believe no one has bid on it yet! Hang in there! I'm sure some fool will!
Um, Jesus is not for sale. Just saying.
If it turns out to be Moses, will you provide a refund?
Uh.... you have made an enormous error..... clearly that is baby Poseiden... I mean it came from the sea and everything!
Witchcraft. Since it's coming from Salem I'm fairly sure it's a Satan fetus. Those are much cheaper because he impregnates things all the time. You've seen the movies I'm sure.
The object with the jesus fetus looks to me to be a sea urchin, not a sand dollar. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
--grace
Oh for gods sake. I need you as my neighbor. I may have to put a link up to this so if you get hundreds of hits(or one, I am not as popular as you are) hit from my blog it's your own fault.
Okay, so far I've had ONE offer for this thing so I'm thinking of dropping my price to, like, $9500.
$9505 for the pair.
Seems fair.
I applaud your entrepreneurial skills. I saw Jesus once on the bottom of a frying pan in an Italian deli. I should have offered to buy it, but then I'd be stuck with a greasy Jesus. No offense.
Do you ever think, whilst peeing, that the creepy Jesus fetus is staring at you? Like, he's kind of looking down at you, waiting for the exact moment where you are relaxed enough that he could actually escape the print and eat your soul?
No?
Yeah, I wouldn't think so either.
I'll give you $7.23 with free shipping.
We need to be neighbors.
You said Jesus fetus.
Southern Comfort came spewing out my nose.
I completely misunderstood. I thought you had Festus from Gun Smoke on there. I would have bought that.
OMFG. That is DEFINITELY a fetus.
All right, now I'm scared. That's a fetus. You have a Jesus in your bathroom. And I can't believe that you discovered that while you were peeing.
I bet Mary could have used that for her birth announcements.
This makes me scared for us christians... Lol
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