Blogiversary "Best Of" - The Holiday Letter | Mental Poo

Friday, October 14, 2011

Blogiversary "Best Of" - The Holiday Letter

Continuing my 4-Year Blogiversary extravaganza, I bring you the fifth installment in my "Mental Poo Best Of" series.

During my 4-year stint here, I've gone through some tough times, including a divorce from my wife of almost 15 years, who is also the mother (we think) of my two awesome children.

But shit like this happens when you get those stupid happy 'Holiday' family letters and, you know, you're not such in a great place and feel like reading that happy peppy bullshit. Statistics-wise, this is - by far - one of my most popular posts of ALL TIME.

The following post debuted on December 16, 2010.

Enjoy.

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The Moooooog Family Holiday Letter

So hot on the heels of my "Divorced Person Holiday Cards," someone commented that at least I didn't do or get those stupid holiday letters where people write about what bullshit they and their family did over the past year.

You don't have to ask me twice, people.

Enjoy.


Yep.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Unless you're Jewish. Then it just looks like a regular Friday.

3 comments:

Mike said...

So. You banging that kindergarten teacher yet?

Eva Gallant said...

I remember reading this one! Hilarious!

Knight said...

I remember all these old posts. This is such a cop out!

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