This is the weirdest hobby I've ever had. | Mental Poo

Monday, October 31, 2011

This is the weirdest hobby I've ever had.

My new dog has a habit of completely destroying all his stuffed animals within 3 seconds of getting them.

This has the unwanted result of me slipping on knee-high hose and a gray wig while seated in a creaky wooden rocking chair and sewing them all back together without their decapitated heads or torn-off limbs because who the fuck can honestly afford to replace a $10 toy every single friggin day.

I also cook.

LAAAADIEEEES!

This gave me an idea for a new "Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys" episode of my home video series.

Just in time for Halloween.

Enjoy.

(if you can't view the embedded video, click here to watch it on my YouTube channel)



ARE YOU ASCARED NOW?!

Yeah. Me too.

If you want to see the rest of my "Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys" videos, click here...

..or..

..just go to my YouTube page and see ALL my stuff.

13 comments:

Magic27 said...

Excellent video, very scary.

Very sad about Agent Cam, though. That evil mutt is worthy of Stephen King's Cujo (which scared the crap out of me, by the way).

Vinny C said...

NOOOOO!!! Not Agent Cam! Who's gonna save us!?! You? You were screaming all over the place. But not Agent Cam. Agent cam was the calm & cool one.

Eva Gallant said...

Oh, nooooooo!

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh my word!

Steve Bailey said...

Wow..... nicely done! And now Im hungry for steak.

The Snarks said...

Great rendition of Ghost Hunter! LOL Yes, I AM ascared!!!!!

Jen said...

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Dr. Cynicism said...

Haha, great vid! Also, it requires a lot of trust to click on something that states the following: "If you want to see the rest of my "Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys" videos, click here..."

Moooooog35 said...

I can't imagine what my neighbors were thinking as I'm outside my house at 8:00 pm yelling 'ACTION!' while my son is in my driver's seat filming me holding my puppy up outside the car.

Probably why they don't approach me all that often.

LoneWolf said...

Beautiful! LOL! I personally think you'd be an awesome neighbor. Of course my other neighbors were always calling the cops on us...

Ugly Place said...

There should have been more heavy breathing to make it truly believable.

Chris said...

Rodney, you make me want to be a kid again.

Specifically, one of YOUR kids.

I wonder if your kids realize how lucky they are to do this kinda stuff with their dad.

Robyn said...

I foresee nightmares and lots of therapy in your children's future.

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