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Thursday, November 03, 2011

More Shit People Send Me - Female Anatomy Snack Foods

Once in a while people will send me things to post on here that they deem too inappropriate to post on their own website because, well, they have "morals" and "tact" and "they like keeping their readers."
This is one of those cases.

I received a message out of the blue one day on Facebook:

Let me just say if that you're ever sending me a message about posting something with the subject of "Vagina Sunchip" please don't even bother to ask and just send it because how do you NOT post something called 'Vagina Sunchip?'

Boggles my mind.

Regardless, people, I give you the Vagina SunChip:



..and that's how I ended up having sex with a snack.

Shortly after, though, she sent me this photo with the subject of:

"Chaz Bono SunChip?"


Brilliant.

Although I think Chaz Bono is more of a "Chaz Bono Bugles" person now.

That is how you do it people.

Thanks in advance.

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Special thanks for making this possible goes to Katherine over at Shoot Me Now.

22 comments:

SherilinR said...

that does look like a vagina, but the scratchiest one i ever saw. looks painful. and crumbly.

Karen said...

Would you match that up with the penis peppers? Edible sex...hmm

Eva Gallant said...

You never cease to amaze!

LoneWolf said...

This. Is. Fucking AMAZING! Ever since you posted that you were doing this post I was keeping an eye out for it. You delivered and didn't let me down! Yay!

Ed said...

But more importantly, How does it taste?

Paige said...

that is fucking awesome! and thats why i fucking love you....screw morals, lets jsut laugh

Miss Yvonne said...

I have a new kitten I need to name. Vagina Sunchip just shot to the top of the list.

Christina_the_wench said...

I am sure that's why they made camera phones. Life is good.

A Vapid Blonde said...

My one concern is that after you had sex with some random snack did you then eat a Chaz Bono Vagina Sunchip? Or worse, his Bugle?

Katherine said...

I-LOVE-YOU. I can hardly breathe I am laughing so hard. Now, I am going out to buy some bugles!

Rebecca said...

I'm so glad you had the photo because I was worried I'd have to just imagine it forever.

jack mehoff said...

is that baby licking its lips?

what happened to the days of just fucking warm apple pies?

Henrietta Collins (aka Kage) said...

oooh, yeah, baby. i can't wait to munch your sunchip.

meleah rebeccah said...

The Vagina SunChip is hilarious. And I am laughing over the fact that Katherine couldn't post this on HER blog because her mom reads it. That's too funny.

Hi, Katherine! *waves*

According to Jewels said...

I think I am justified in being so freaked out that the doll is licking its lips! *shiver*

That being said...you have to love a tasty vagina sunchip...which by the way is much less nasty than I thought it would be upon seeing the title of the message!

karensomethingorother said...

the funniest part about this whole post was about Chaz Bono being a "Bugles" person now.

Lady Estrogen said...

LMAO.
Yeah, you'd have to be very delicate with that one - too delicate for my liking, but it's still pretty awesome!

Paul, Dammit! said...

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. I suddenly craved sun chips, until the second picture. And you've ruined bugles for me forever.

Laurie said...

It's a little disproportionate to the doll....That's a big ass vagina. Just sayin'.

Great post!

Annie said...

This sunchip is in need of my new invention...the 'Vaga-Tweez' for those hard to get splinters. Of course, usually the Vaga-Tweez accompanies a full disclosure with my other invention, 'The Poor Man's Viagra' which consists of two popsicle sticks and some duc tape. Makes a great stocking stuffer. Love the sunchip. That could bring hours of entertainment with each new prop placement.

lifeintheboomerlane said...

You are bad. And hilarious. Someone could probably make a killing out of manufacturing those.

Ragnar said...

My band was called "Vagina Sunchip". Then the damn drummer changed it to "Vagina Pretzel Log" and ruined everything.

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