You'd think Jingle makers would have a better sense of humor | Mental Poo

Monday, November 28, 2011

You'd think Jingle makers would have a better sense of humor

I got one of those unsolicited 'link exchange' emails the other day:



But instead of deleting this crap, the fact that it came from A PLACE THAT WRITES JINGLES caught my eye.

I mean, seriously. Who wouldn't want their own jingle?

So I counter-offered with this:


Then I didn't get a reply for a day so I figured that was it until LO AND BEHOLD Rebecca replies but references some weird genie in her email:


Well what started out as a fun-filled jingle project has now turned Rebecca into some kind of spiteful bitch who is calling upon her supervisor or Roman god or something to come smite me. Like, seriously - who puts a frowny face on emails anymore? Apparently Rebecca is 12.

But, I'm still looking for a jingle and now I'm kind of curious who this Genaaron character is.



And now I guess I kind of just sit here and wait for either an audio file with a super-awesome jingle about me in it or someone to appear in the locker room while I'm about to shower claiming to be the Almighty Genaaron, Jinglemeister, et al.

Did I mention I'm hot?

22 comments:

Rebecca said...

You are so funny. I hope you get a jingle.

SarcasmInAction said...

You are a JINGLE MASTER.
A MASTER JINGLER.
:)

Notice my smiley face? You know you did.

Knight said...

She didn't get the joke? What a bitch! You should make a competing jingle writing website (clearly you are a natural) and take all their business.
Did I mention you're hot?

Moooooog35 said...

Rebecca: I WANT A JINGLE SO BADLY I CAN TASTE IT.

In hindsight, that sounds kinda weird.

Sarcasm: *blushes*

Knight: Back at ya, beautiful. Maybe we'll write jingles together. Co-jingling. We'll be co-jinglers. Great. Now I'm really horny.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

I totally sang in my head the addams family one. That was awesome. You should go in the book of awesome. I think she should just go with that. Yeah. Dear Genaaron, Becca is a spiteful bitch!!

Eva Gallant said...

I can't believe she didn't recognize your natural talent!

Robyn said...

Have you gone to their website? Jingle Medicore would be a better name, seriously, listen to their sample jingles.

You, Rodney, are the only Monster that Mental Poo will ever need.

The Onion said...

You know what is more annoying than a link-exchange-email-turned-insulting-missent-email-snark? Not getting one.
(curling into fetal position).

I think your jingles are rad. I especially like the "sweat a lot" bit; you don't see that often enough.

If you write me a jingle, i will proudly post it on my page, where my mother and 10 of my high school classmates will enjoy the shit out of it. How's THAT for publicity?? Oh, and..um, perhaps, well...maybe you could put a shout out about my page...er, nevermind.

((FACEPALM))

The Onion
www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com

The Onion said...

Also, couldn't resist heading over to their site to listen to their jingles. um...yeah.

And then there's that.

Jingle Monster actually had a porn music quality at the onset, but then..no.

You're going to increase their traffic, fo shiz.

Steve Bailey said...

Now this is funny.. *jazzhands* made me laugh out loud! Very nice. I have also made you a jingle with the Adams Family theme. Enjoy?

When its late and no ones watching,

Pull out your computer and some lotion,

Then check out mental poos website,

and use the lotion on your hands,

(theyve been dry.. what did you think it was for sickos!)

Hope you liked it?

meleah rebeccah said...

"THERE ARE NO INDAIN TAKEBACKS IN LINK EXCHANGE/JINGLE EMAILS"


....Is making me laugh soooo much I can hardly breathe!

Christina_the_wench said...

Clearly, genaaron is her jingle pimp and she is flaunting him in your face.

Katherine said...

OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! LOLOLOL!!!

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Dude, I'm your Huckleberry, no need to go through the Jingle Nazis.

To the tune of "Windy"

Okay, that's like a 70's pop schlock song, you may have to look it up.

Or not.

Anyway.

Who's telling tales of semen and feces, turning our stomachs and making us hurl? Who lets the Hulk read notes from kids' parents, everyone knows it's Rodney.

And Rodney stands five foot two, his blog is called Mental Poo, he likes to whack off and screw, it makes him proud.

Who writes of dumb stuff he did as a fat kid, wrecking a sled or crapping his pants? Who makes a buck just from being a wise ass, everyone knows it's Rodney.

You're welcome.

Mrsblogalot said...

HAAAAA!!!!!!

Imagine if you had professional jingle training!! (-: ...happy face still ok right?

karensomethingorother said...

Oh my god, that's hilarious. But, I'll bet Genaaron doesn't think it's so funny, and he is going to F*CK YOU UP.

He Said His Telephone Number Was 911 said...

You're a sick man Rodney, some people just don't get it. Keep up the good work.

Na na na nah (snap snap)

Na na na nah (snap snap)

Na na na nah
Na na na nah
Na na na nah (snap snap)...

lifeintheboomerlane said...

This is so freaking funny, it almost makes me want to allow the concept of the jingle into the vast intellectual oozefield of my brain. Almost.

Tonya said...

I don't understand why Rebecca would be offended? The jingles weren't about her. Maybe she was upset that you did her job for her? Or sad that you didn't include a nude photo? That was probably it. You should do that. Quick.

prin said...

You shoulda sent her Wil Wheaton.

Daddy by Default said...

everyone knows the indian giving verse is from Corinthians, not Revelations. That was your first mistake.

Your second mistake was

co said...

Brilliant!

Related Posts with Thumbnails