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Friday, January 13, 2012

May the reacharound be with you.

I was at my girlfriend's house and noticed this picture in one of her kid's "Star Wars - Clone Wars" coloring books on the table:


Ah. A picture of Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker's Jedi apprentice who is apparently getting ready to engage someone in..

..engage in..

..um..


Caption options:

1) Sadly, Anakin's new 'Jedi Cloak of Invisibility' only worked on his concealed parts.

2) Ahsoka Tano proudly displays her new 'Strap-on Saber.'

3) A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...someone made a light saber handle that looked like a great big penis.

4) "The Force is dong with this one."

I feel I've thought way too much about this. Actually, I just felt these captions come to me.

Typical for a Jedi, really.

11 comments:

PISSED said...

Sick mind.....

Good eyes....

Alli said...

Are you related to William Tapley?! http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403623/december-05-2011/mysteries-of-the-ancient-unknown---2012-end-of-times

You might be the FOURTH Eagle of the Apocalypse!

Eva Gallant said...

I would never have picked up on that...thanks so much for pointing it out!

Lady Estrogen said...

YEAH, sure looks like it.
Also, what's with that suggestive sporan-like tie flap hanging down her front there? That is awfully leading of the eye. Hummm...

jack mehoff said...

i'd hold her hand...

DogsOnDrugs.com said...

What kind of Jedi would accept a hand-job from an apprentice that's missing two fingers and bleeding from her underarm?

Paula said...

Well,aren't those jedi's just the crafty little ones - sneaking in phalic symbols.

Vinny C said...

I don't remember the coloring books from my day being so... educational.

lifeintheboomerlane said...

Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, a group of illustrators were laughing their guts out.

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh man, only YOU would SEE that! Ahahahahhahaha

* The MOM said...

I love this and am going out to buy coloring books just to see what other kinds of pervy pictures are out there.

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