I was at my girlfriend's house and noticed this picture in one of her kid's "Star Wars - Clone Wars" coloring books on the table:
Ah. A picture of Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker's Jedi apprentice who is apparently getting ready to engage someone in..
..engage in..
..um..
Caption options:
1) Sadly, Anakin's new 'Jedi Cloak of Invisibility' only worked on his concealed parts.
2) Ahsoka Tano proudly displays her new 'Strap-on Saber.'
3) A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...someone made a light saber handle that looked like a great big penis.
4) "The Force is dong with this one."
I feel I've thought way too much about this. Actually, I just felt these captions come to me.
Typical for a Jedi, really.
Friday, January 13, 2012
May the reacharound be with you.
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Sick mind.....
Good eyes....
Are you related to William Tapley?! http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403623/december-05-2011/mysteries-of-the-ancient-unknown---2012-end-of-times
You might be the FOURTH Eagle of the Apocalypse!
I would never have picked up on that...thanks so much for pointing it out!
YEAH, sure looks like it.
Also, what's with that suggestive sporan-like tie flap hanging down her front there? That is awfully leading of the eye. Hummm...
i'd hold her hand...
What kind of Jedi would accept a hand-job from an apprentice that's missing two fingers and bleeding from her underarm?
Well,aren't those jedi's just the crafty little ones - sneaking in phalic symbols.
I don't remember the coloring books from my day being so... educational.
Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, a group of illustrators were laughing their guts out.
Oh man, only YOU would SEE that! Ahahahahhahaha
I love this and am going out to buy coloring books just to see what other kinds of pervy pictures are out there.
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