Climbing the Google Search Ladder but for All the Wrong Reasons | Mental Poo

Monday, April 16, 2012

Climbing the Google Search Ladder but for All the Wrong Reasons

I haven't done this in a while so, here goes.

Every so often I check to see how people get to this blog based on their Internet searches.

Sometimes it brings me to gems like this wonderful post that came really close to me giving up on humanity.


An added bonus in checking this out is that my new StatCounter shows me WHERE I show up in the list for any particular search.

That said, enjoy:

I was pretty pumped about being #1 in "Family Circus Porn" because, well, honestly my life is pretty empty.

On a side note, you wouldn't believe how many searches I get for just 'poo' and 'Angela Lansbury naked.'

I only pray they are not the same person doing the searching.


Paula@lkg4sweetspot said...

LOL!!! Truly hysterical! And I thought I was special getting searches on my denim review site like camel toe and butt cam...

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

You get some pretty great search results!!! I am going to just have to to keep trying!

Unknown said...

I love to see where people come to my blog from, but so far the most of them are about Betty White being Nude or Pimping Zombie Jesus!

Stacey said...

You know you're good when you get top results for "who has two thumbs? this guy".

You really are awesome.

Bobbi said...

I just snorted, thank God no one was around to hear that!

I'll have to take a peek and see what my stat counter says, I haven't looked in a while but it's always good for a laugh!

Unknown said...

those google searches tell me that you have kindred spirits out there!

Simone said...

oh, that just made my day. what is WRONG with people?

Anonymous said...

It almost makes you wonder what the state of the people who read your blog are. No one should even put the words family circus and porn together. When I checked my stats, there was a search for "fries pole sex" but that is what I get for having sexnfries in the title, I think I asked for the weirdos

SurferWife said...

I really like how you took special effort to show your disapproval of men eating men shit. As if, Moooooog. As if. We know better.

Also, have you gotten any traffic from Fashion Disasters?

AccordingtoJewels said...

I really need to know the stat counter that got you these results! LOL I'm dying to know what mine are though I'm sure they are nowhere near as entertaining.

men eating mens penis. ouch and eww. ugh

fat man thong & vagina afterbirth...thank you I just threw up my dinner!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. These are your readers. Mighty scary, indeed.

Moooooog35 said...

Paula: sorry. my bad.

Kimber: practice makes perfect, they say. Godspeed.

Sweety: I always always get "Angela Lansbury Naked." In my search results, I mean.

Trucking: *blushes*

Bobbi: I love making women snort. (I put air quotes around that)

Eva: "Somewhere...over the rainbow...."

Simone: So much. SO. MUCH.

sexnfries: Hey. You want fries with that BJ?

Best McDonald's EVER.

Surfer: You know, I don't think I get much traffic from it, sadly.


According: I used StatCounter. Also? You're welcome.

Life: Yeah..well..they wouldn't get here if that stuff wasn't searchable in the first place.

*whistles and slowly walks away

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

LOL - I am super happy now. Your post inspired me to see what terms people were using to find my blog and "Find the ninja in this picture" came up. I have no idea why but ninjas are cool so I will take it!!! :)

Anonymous said...

I'll be honest, I have Googled 'before and after vagina photos' because my friend said she was going to pretty up her lady bits, and I wanted to see what that looked like. They weren't birth pics, but it's close enough.

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