The Girlfriend Chronicles - Take 4 | Mental Poo

Monday, September 24, 2012

The Girlfriend Chronicles - Take 4

After the success of my previous "Girlfriend Chronicles," posts, I figured I'd share some more excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.

It's okay to be jealous.

And you should probably send Kerri a sympathy card or something after reading these.

She puts up with a LOT.

Enjoy!

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...and then Kerri turned 40!!

Gah.





To preface this last one, be advised that Kerri has a 3-year old daughter nicknamed "Ash" but not because she's on fire. We put that out before it got to that point.

PHEW.


Truer words? Never spoken.

So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:

Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.

You could be MY girlfriend.

9 comments:

Carrie Rambles said...

I'm going to need Kerris' address. I'd like to send her a card, or flowers or you know a bottle of vodka for when it gets to be too much

Eva Gallant said...

Poor Kerri!

Miley said...

Oh gosh. I've said half the crap that you and Kerri say to each other.

Like I told Mr Glasses that it had been broughten... and I also told him I don't throw that love shit out there willy nilly (those exact words).

We've also had conversations about poop... and making cards about "I love you... because you poop a lot and use all the toilet paper" (for example)

I'm scared.

Really scared.

I'd ask you to send help but you'd probably just talk to your poop, tell it to come "help" me and flush it down, sending it on its way.

meleah rebeccah said...

and this is why I puffy-heart, Kerri. She deserves a medal.

steve-bailey said...

I think you ate brussel sprouts.... just sayin!!

Jill Pinnella Corso said...

Ha, I don't usually care about happy in love couples but I thoroughly enjoyed these convos.

Chris said...

Rodney, I'm working for the weekend, too. Isn't EVERYBODY?

bluenotebacker said...

Keep posting these! If I can get my gf to read them I will look AWESOME!

That White Girl said...

Poor girl... Dying alone never looked so appealing. :|

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