Toil and Trouble, etc., etc. | Mental Poo

Monday, September 10, 2012

Toil and Trouble, etc., etc.

So I recently went out and got a hot tub because, well, last year the kids and I went somewhere that had a hot tub and I told them I'd get one and GOD FORBID I break a promise to them so please make a donation to my PayPal account so I can recoup the money I spent on this effing thing.

Thanks in advance.

Regardless, we've been enjoying this thing ever since we had it delivered the second time.

I say "second time" because the first time went like this:

Delivery Guy: "Hi. We're here with the hot tub."

"Um. Just two of you? Also, you're, like, 12. Are you even allowed to drive?"

DG: "Yeah. Why?" (counting in his head) "With you it makes 3 people."

Me (pointing to hot tub on their trailer): "Um. That thing weighs 800 pounds and it's going on my deck."

DG: "Yeah. Do you have any friends to help? Actually, it doesn't matter. I don't know how we'll get it into your backyard."

So a rescheduling, several phone calls, 2 hours spent taking my chain-link fence down so the truck could go through and $175 to hire someone to cut the railing off my deck and my hot tub is ginormous and hot and bubbly and causing a 300% increase in my electricity bill.

So that was totally worth it.

Anyway, I've been totally trying to plan an end-of-the-summer party at my house because my parties are pretty awesome and figured I'd make it a 'Hot Tub Party' because nothing says 'party party party' like a bunch of people outside wet and naked when the cops show up at 1 am.

True story.

Then I started thinking of what kind of hot tub related party games we could come up with so I started making a list:

Hot Tub Party Game Ideas:

1) Bobbing for Genitalia

2) Boob Buoyancy Competition

3) Jet Bubble or Fart?

4) Musical Bathing Suits

5) Spin the Chlorine Bottle

6) Mystery Handjob

7) Who's Foot is This?!

That's all I could think of for now. Feel free to submit your very own ideas.

I'll keep you all posted on dates.

Moog out.


Unknown said...

And, of course, you'll be inviting old high school buddies to this bacchanalia, right? Right? :)

meleah rebeccah said...

I would totally play Musical Bathing Suits. With Kerri.

Going Like Sixty said...

We always enjoyed "Who's Pubes?" But we are old.

Going Like Sixty said...

*whose* (Although Who Is Pubes might be fun too.)

Brett Minor said...

That sounds like a party I want to go to.

Kerredith said...

I'm in Meleah!!! Wink wink!!! :D

Kerredith said...

I'm in Meleah!!! Wink wink!!! :D

Moooooog35 said...

Kerri: You're in Meleah? Thanks for the visual, honey!!! *wink wink*

Moooooog35 said...

60: Yeah, dude. We have a 'No Pubes' sign posted.

It's actually kinda gross.

Unknown said...

How about "Cannibal"? The party guest that stays in the hot tub the longest while the temperature gradually increases to beyond boiling is the party snack - "Pulled (insert name here) on a bun with a side of chips".

Anonymous said...

I have not yet decided if I am horrified or inappropriately excited by the prospect of attending your hut tub party, Moog. When is it? I need to know how long I have to mentally prepare.

Ellie M said...

I'd like to order a side of debauchery, please.

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