The Gordon Ramsay Drinking Game!! | Mental Poo

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The Gordon Ramsay Drinking Game!!



I was bored at work, as usual.

The night before I witnessed the finale of both Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef and then went into convulsions because as I browsed the channels afterwards I realized there was NOTHING ON THAT HAD GORDON RAMSAY IN IT.

FYI, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse is "No Gordon Ramsay show scheduled on Fox Television."

So then I made this.


It's valid for almost all of his shows:

Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell, MasterChef, Hell's Hotel Kitchen Nightmare, Nightmare on MasterChef Street, etc., etc.

The only problem with this is that you're all going to probably be completely shitfaced, like, 3 minutes into whatever show you're watching.

Other than that, I see this as another potential money-maker for me.

Now if I could just get Mattel to sign off on it, and get Gordon Ramsay not to sue I'm GOLDEN.


Leauxra said...

So. Many. Rules.

I prefer the "Roxanne Drinking Game."

Listen to "Roxanne" by the Police.

Take a drink every time they say, "Roxanne".

Good luck.

Unknown said...

My husband and I during Master Chef, played the Graham Elliot,"Yummy," drinking game. Unfortunately, this season, he didn't say it much.

GunDiva said...

I only see one problem with this game...there's no way I'd be able to keep up! He can say and do four or five of those things in one sentence. After about two minutes, I'd just say fuck it, drink the whole bottle, and wait for him to say piss off so I can go to the bathroom.

The Management said...

just found your blog, and I gotta say, you are amazing. I love this drinking game you've created. I would happily play it!

Vicky said...

Ahh, here in Australia Gordon doesn't get bleeped out so unfair advantage :) Yep we get him in all his glory!

handflapper said...

I have already been playing a Gordon Ramsay drinking game. Anytime my husband has him on the TV--which is all. the. damn. time--I drink until I pass out. And repeat.

meleah rebeccah said...


Carey said...

Dude... this is one of the funniest things you've ever written. I wanna play!

Unknown said...


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