You guys are awesome. I got me some wicked good reviews!! | Mental Poo

Monday, January 14, 2013

You guys are awesome. I got me some wicked good reviews!!

My book, "Things Go Wrong for Me" has now been on sale at Amazon and Barnes & Noble since December 14th.

In that short period of time it has surpassed sales records of "50 Shades of Grey" and has made me one of the most prolific pathological liars of all time.

I'll give you a minute.

I AM getting some amazing reviews, though, on Amazon (above and beyond what I have listed ON my book itself) and thought I'd share some of them with you. I picked these based on the review TITLES because, well...you'll see:

Because nothing says 'blockbuster' like 'you should read this while taking a dump.'

Because of width restrictions in this blog I had to cut off these reviews but I HIGHLY suggest going and reading at least that last one because it's hilarious and mentions Oprah.

Obviously, I paint with my words.

On a related note, if you're using ME as your guide to parenting, you are going to have some seriously messed up little ones.

I'm a big fan of this last one because not ONLY do book reviews that include 'porno' and 'parenting' in the same sentence sell books (bad, bad books that get you on a Federal watchlist) but here are TWO reviews that pay homage to my New England heritage by including the word 'wicked.'

Thanks to everyone who has read the book and thank you all for your support and wonderful reviews!!

You guys? You guys rock.

"Things Go Wrong for Me" is available at:


Amazon (Kindle Version): http://bit.ly/ZpoiVk

Barnes and Noble: http://bit.ly/UIgJBw

RCG Publishing: http://www.rcgpublishing.com




5 comments:

Coffeypot said...

So, with all these good reviews and great sells, when will you get your silk pajamas and open your on Pervert Mansion like The Heff did?

Unknown said...

So glad your book is doing well! I loved it, as I've already said.

Unknown said...

So glad your book is doing well! I loved it, as I've already said.

Anonymous said...

So glad your book is doing well! I loved it, as I've already said.

Wait a minute, that's not what I was going to say! (I must have heard it somewhere.)

When Pigs Fly said...

Congratulations on the book and the great reviews! I'm going to have to get it.

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