Google thinks I look like WHAT?! | Mental Poo

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Google thinks I look like WHAT?!

I found this neat little thing on Google recently where you can drag an image into the Google search bar and - lo and behold - it comes up with what it thinks are similar images.

Of course, I tried it.

Picture #1: My scar is a hot Asian woman living in Graceland

Remember my old bicep scar? Well, if you don't, here you go:

GAH. I live with it and it STILL grosses me out.

Well, that was the first picture I dragged into the Google image bar.

Let's see what Google came up with.

YES.

Because if there's anything that looks like a torn bicep repair scar that's 8 inches long it's a hot tattooed Asian chick, one of 2 different cat pictures or Elvis lying on his side.

NEXT.

Geoff Tate looks like an old black man

I don't know WHY I choose the lead singer of Queensryche for my next search other than I've been trying to get them to adopt a new concert series based on my "Operation HamsterCrime" rock opera.

This has proved to be a fruitless endeavor.

Regardless, I put Geoff's picture in the Google image generator and...

Me: "Hey. Has anyone ever told you that you look JUST LIKE Geoff Tate from Queensryche?"

Black Guy: "Say who now?"

NEXT.

My Avatar and insect sex

Most people recognize who they're talking to when they see the avatar of my hand with eyes and lipstick on it.

Great. Now I'm horny.

So of course that was the next thing I put into the Google image locator and...


Hm.

A gangsta, chicken toy, guy in a bathrobe, painted ariola and two dragonflies banging.

I guess that makes sense.

..AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Oh yeah. I'm all that and a bag of chips.

Of course I had to put in my OWN picture to see what Google came up with for matches.

Here you go:
Ryan Gosling? David Duchovny? Jared Leto?

Man. I'm hot.

Even the CHICKS it thinks I look like are good looking.

I guess sometimes Google images kind of hits the nail on the head.




5 comments:

Big Mama Cass said...

I just about pissed my pants with the chick and the fish lips! HA!

Those are hilarious! I didn't even know Google did that now.

Eva Gallant said...

that's all your ego needed...a little more stroking! lol

Brett Minor said...

I see a new game in my future. I think I will be off to try this out.

jack mehoff said...

tatted asian chick....that is all.

La-Juice said...

And now I have my afternoon PLANNED!

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