After the success of my previous "Girlfriend Chronicles," posts, I figured I'd share some more excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.
It's okay to be jealous.
And you should probably send Kerri a sympathy card or something after reading these.
She puts up with a LOT.
Enjoy!
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I can only afford to love you to Korea.
I think that's in a Van Halen song.
So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:
Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.
You could be MY girlfriend.
1 comment:
i feel like im reading my own texts
side note...the first one....she'll bring you a muffin.... i'da been all over that one! bring me that muffin and ill munch that mf'r down!
sorry that woulda been my response.
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