Took the kids to play laser tag because it's fun and I am usually high scorer and it's important during their formative years to impress upon them that WINNING IS EVERYTHING.
Except for the 2 times I came in second place. Total anomaly but still okay because I give myself a wide berth.
When you register for the games, you have to come up with a player name. Then they bring you into a room a debrief you (not literally because - hello - CHILDREN) and put your names on the screen.
This is what greeted me as the names were put up on the screen:
Then I went out and kicked everyone's ass.
It's all about winning people. And guyfarting.
But mostly about the winning.