Well folks, it's just about time for my summer blogging break.
I'm doing this for a number of reasons:
1) I'm writing a sequel to my first book, "Things Go Wrong for Me," and it's pretty much taking up most of my time.
2) I'm lazy so #1 is taking longer than expected
3) I'm too lazy to come up with a valid #3 (please refer to #2)
I may be back before the end of the summer to help promote awareness for the second book - currently titled, "Perhaps I've Said Too Much - A Perpetual Liar's Survival Guide" - and to keep shit fresh.
Not literally. You can't keep shit fresh. I've tried.
*throws out Tupperware*
To keep you entertained, at least, I'm including a picture of myself shirtless holding the MEDAL I WON from the "Next Generation Indie Book Awards" this year:
It's so pretty.
In the meantime while I'm on hiatus, feel free to go ahead and prep for "Perhaps" by getting "Things" here:
Kindle (just $3.99): http://bit.ly/ZpoiVk
Thanks to everyone for your support as I walk down this road yet again in pursuit of fame, fortune and a date with Scarlett Johansson.
See you soon, everyone!!