The Summer Blogging Break | Mental Poo

Monday, July 22, 2013

The Summer Blogging Break

Well folks, it's just about time for my summer blogging break.

I'm doing this for a number of reasons:

1) I'm writing a sequel to my first book, "Things Go Wrong for Me," and it's pretty much taking up most of my time.

2) I'm lazy so #1 is taking longer than expected

3) I'm too lazy to come up with a valid #3 (please refer to #2)

I may be back before the end of the summer to help promote awareness for the second book - currently titled, "Perhaps I've Said Too Much - A Perpetual Liar's Survival Guide" - and to keep shit fresh.

Not literally. You can't keep shit fresh. I've tried.

*throws out Tupperware*

To keep you entertained, at least, I'm including a picture of myself shirtless holding the MEDAL I WON from the "Next Generation Indie Book Awards" this year:

FYI - this is how I've been going to work, shopping, having sex, etc., etc., EVERY DAY SINCE IT CAME IN THE MAIL.

It's so pretty.

In the meantime while I'm on hiatus, feel free to go ahead and prep for "Perhaps" by getting "Things" here:


Kindle (just $3.99):

Thanks to everyone for your support as I walk down this road yet again in pursuit of fame, fortune and a date with Scarlett Johansson.

See you soon, everyone!!

Moog out.


Anonymous said...

All I can say after seeing your picture is, "Ooh, baby, ooh, baby!" Of course, I'm 78 & don't see all that well any more.

Agent 54 said...

Why throw out the Tupperware?

Agent 54

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