I heard the sound, like a tiny little maraca, but ignored it and continued driving.
I was alone in my car, driving to work, and kept hearing the noise. I had no idea what it was and had never heard it before.
Keep in mind that if my car makes ANY kind of noise that's out of the ordinary, I'm like a hound dog trying to figure out what it is and where the Hell it's coming from. Like that time I heard a squeak from the passenger side and immediately pulled over to open/close/pull/shake and slam everything within arm's reach trying to figure out what was making the noise.
Anal: thy name is Rodney.
GODDAMIT WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM?!
My eyes scanned the passenger side of the car for anything that could be making that noise. Nothing. Nothing there. I assumed that my daughter probably put something in the car door pocket just to purposely make me insane because that's what children do.
That's when I pulled into my work parking lot, stopped, and this caught my eye as it rolled out from under the passenger seat:
I picked it up.
A yogurt with Oreo cookie crumbles had rolled out from under the passenger seat. It was the little Oreo cookie bits that were making the shika-shika sound so I guess that explains everything except WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!?!
You see, I don't eat yogurt.
My kids don't eat yogurt.
As such, I don't BUY yogurt.
There is no logical explanation for how this particular yogurt got into my car and had taken refuge under the front seat before the laws of physics caused it to reveal itself when I stopped. There could only be one logical explanation:
A yogurt-loving poltergeist had stashed this under my seat.
Thank God this thing is a lease.