The 2013 Christmas Light SPECTACULAR! | Mental Poo

Thursday, December 19, 2013

The 2013 Christmas Light SPECTACULAR!

I hate decorating.

I really do. It's not that I'm a Grinch (I am) or I'm lazy (I really am), but I just don't see the point in dragging out tons of lights at Christmas and freezing to string them up only to have them buried under 4 feet of snow for 4 months rendering them unable to be taken in until April.

So I don't.

BUT I got married in November and my wife likes decorating.

Plus, I have to contend with seeing stuff like this in my town:


WHAT. THEFUCK.

Seriously, dude. WHY?!

Not to be outdone, I went to town on my house.

VOILA!





I know. I know.

It's a bit overwhelming.

One light strand was about as much as I was willing to decorate.

However, just to keep things fresh, I would change it up every night or so.

So this is what would greet my wife whenever she'd get home from work:

I know. I might have gone a bit overboard.

But, hey, it's Christmas.

4 comments:

fishducky said...

It's overwhelming--I hope it doesn't kick up your electric bill too much!!

Mr Farty said...

You spoil that woman.

Eva Gallant said...

That's more decorating than I do! I haven't even put up a tree!

Timothy Hecht said...

I think I'll go to Awatukee tonight to take pics of the Christmas lights that rich people put out.

Awfully nice of them to do that an let me take pick. I don't even have to help take them down in spring.

It's like a competition in Awatukee.
I love it.

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