Got this email the other day:
If you're not a sports fan you're, like, Suzy wha..? But Suzy Kolber is probably one of the most popular female sports announcers on television these days.
This was undoubtedly her proudest moment:
Hey. It's not every day that a really shitfaced NFL legend tries to make out with you during a National Football game even though you're gay.
I've said too much.
Regardless, I decided to reply to Suzie:
So far I haven't heard back from Suzie.
She's probably taking out a restraining order on Joe Namath.
Hey. A Hail Mary pass is a Hail Mary pass.