Well, today is the day that "The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets" goes on sale!
You can get your copy right here.
I managed to squeeze my way into the book by making some Tweets that were somehow deemed worthy of publicizing to more than my 5 followers on Twitter.
Like this one:
That said, you'll also find a shit-ton of other really funny people making their own Tweets about parenthood and why you'd probably be best to avoid becoming a parent if you're not one already.
Go get it.
Also, I already got paid for my input so I get no future royalties by asking you to buy the book. It's THAT funny.
I may need to restructure my contract for the next one.