ERMAGERD and an apology

Hey everyone.

First, I need to apologize for getting you guys all excited and posting for, like, 3 weeks straight and then disappearing again.

I'm like that mysterious man in your life who has a wife and only spends time with you when his wife is visiting her mom.

Don't ask me how I know that.

I apologize for being so unattainable as of late, but I have been diligently working and reworking "Romantic as Hell" to make it - and I say this with all the sincerity of someone who wants to sell a billion copies of this - the best book EVER.

EVER.

I'm talking "Better than the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series" good.

That said - I'm working with the PDF proof of the book as we speak, which is the LAST iteration I get to see before it goes to print. PRINT, people. PRINT.

So, yes. It's coming very soon.

Just like I do when the wife is visiting her mom.

I should probably stop typing now.