More stuff you get when I'm bored

For no reason other than sometimes shit like this just pops into my head:

 

It's probably best that you don't ask.

Holiday Pup-lic Humiliation

Because I apparently have mental issues, I took my dog to have his picture taken with Santa, resulting in one of the saddest, most pathetic faces I have ever seen on any dog EVER:

How friggin adorable is Jax?

Then I got to thinking that this would make some of the best LOLJax pictures so, well, here you go:

He's going to kill me in my sleep.

I just know it.

This is what you get when I'm bored

When I'm bored, which is pretty much constantly, my mind wanders into some pretty strange places.

This should surprise no one.

Sometimes these things manifest themselves in pictures I make for no other reason than to get the thoughts out of my head, onto media and - thus - freeing up some room for more crap.

Here is a sampling of some stuff I found lying around on my computer as evidence to this.








I know. I have no idea what's wrong, either.

FYI:

I can put any of these on a shirt, except the Captain Kirk "COOORNN!" one because they keep taking it down due to Copyright Infringement, blah blah blah.

If you're interested in a design, email me at midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.com

My teenage self was Frodo Baggins' doppleganger

I was showing my daughter some old pictures of myself from way back in the day (*cough - 80's - *cough) when she said this:

"Oh my God. You look JUST LIKE Frodo Baggins."

Which is awesome because that is exactly the look I was going for back then because Elijah Wood was, like, 3.

Then I looked a little harder and, well...you be the judge. I've taken the liberty of doing the side-by-side comparisons for you.

You decide.

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Granted, I look a little happier than Frodo in that one and not really sure why because this photo was taken from my High School Senior Banquet where I accepted the award for "Shortest Male in the Class."

FML.

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I would have made a terrible Frodo.

I'm not even looking where we're going for Chrissakes.

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I think this is the one that seals the fact that I'd be able to be a stunt double for Frodo back in the day.

Also, before you ask, I have NO idea wtf I'm wearing for underwear there but I can tell you that what is inside is definitely considered my precious.

Moog Frodo out.