At this point I'm just basically trying to sell shit

I've made a number of significant contributions to society, none of which are actually positive and most actually involve some "misunderstanding about the age of consent" and me "running" from the "cops."

But the English language?

Different story.

I've put quite a few entries up on Urban Dictionary, my personal favorite being this one:


There you go, people.

Run with it.

My latest entry was thought of while going through the "On Demand" listings and, not finding anything from Cinemax earlier than 1997 (EW! BUSHY BUSHY BUSH BUSH!), I settled on a special about the elusive legendary creature known as the El Chupacabra..and a new entry for Urban Dictionary was born.

BEHOLD:


Sadly this led me to contemplate exactly what the El Poopacabra would look like and all I could come up with was basically a zombified-vampire version of Mr. Hanky:


Realizing the potential to sell a shirt to a guy who was maybe high or drunk or just had really bad taste in clothing and a complete lack of usable social skills, I came up with this design:


CLASSY! STYLISH! GENIUS!

I see many a passionate night of lovemaking* resulting from someone wearing one of these.

*most likely done alone with or without lube

I have the shirt up for sale on my store now.

It's only $18.99 but, really, can you put a price on the happiness this will bring...me?

I can.

$18.99

I swear it's like you people don't even pay attention.

Buy one before the El Poopacabra gets you.

Thanks in advance.