This is the weirdest hobby I've ever had.

My new dog has a habit of completely destroying all his stuffed animals within 3 seconds of getting them.

This has the unwanted result of me slipping on knee-high hose and a gray wig while seated in a creaky wooden rocking chair and sewing them all back together without their decapitated heads or torn-off limbs because who the fuck can honestly afford to replace a $10 toy every single friggin day.

I also cook.

LAAAADIEEEES!

This gave me an idea for a new "Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys" episode of my home video series.

Just in time for Halloween.

Enjoy.

(if you can't view the embedded video, click here to watch it on my YouTube channel)



ARE YOU ASCARED NOW?!

Yeah. Me too.

If you want to see the rest of my "Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys" videos, click here...

..or..

..just go to my YouTube page and see ALL my stuff.

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - "Ghost Hunters" Edition

Yet another episode of my regular video series:

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys

Because, um..you know...

What ELSE am I going to do with all these stupid things?

Besides let the dog play with them.

I have issues.

Enjoy.

Today's Episode:

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - Dog Toy Ghost Hunters

If you don't watch the show 'Ghost Hunters' this might be a little 'eh'.

However, I think I nailed the Steve and Grant characters pretty much spot-on.

Actually, it might be a little 'eh' anyway.

I've never claimed to be Carrot Top.

Sure he's a mutant. But he's richer than I am.



Yeah.

Admittedly, that's a little messed up.

Wait til you see the next one.

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Moog out.

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UPDATE!!

Amy Bruni from Ghost Hunters sent me a direct message to my Twitter account:


I'm sure she enjoyed it.

Then I realized that she looks at Kris Williams in it and goes:

"You're prettier than me."

Maybe I shouldn't have sent her the link.

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - Double Dutch Edition

Yet another episode of my regular video series:

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys

Because, um..you know...

What ELSE am I going to do with all these stupid things?

Besides let the dog play with them.

For the first edition of 'Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - Special Pooh Edition' click here.

I have issues.

Enjoy.

Today's Episode:

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - Double Dutch


Yeah.

Admittedly, that's a little messed up.

Wait til you see the next one.

For my YouTube Channel and ALL my videos, click here.

Moog out.

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - Special Pooh Edition

I think this is going to be the first installment in a regular video series:

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys

Because, um..you know...

What ELSE am I going to do with all these stupid things?

Besides let the dog play with them.

I have issues.

Enjoy.

Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - 'The Search for Mr. Pink'


Yeah.

Admittedly, that's a little messed up.

Wait til you see the next one.

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Moog out.