Two other Bloggers have bestowed upon me some more awards...
..which are basically just pictures with no money involved.
SEND ME SOME F*CKING MONEY!
I kid, I kid.
I like getting this stuff.
It feeds my narcissism.
Awards are passed down from one blogger to another...
...kind of like head lice.
I have no idea who comes up with them or creates these things.
I'm assuming there's some giant "Blog Award" machine churning out Microsoft Paint pictures somewhere and just throwing them out on the Internet.
Here's the first one, received from "Attitude, the Ultimate Power":
Yep...I'm a "Blogger of the World."
As opposed to...um...Blogger of the...um...
Hillary Clinton Cankle-Worshipping Midget Society?
I've let you peer a bit too far into my soul.
Thanks for getting specific there...whoever invented this thing.
If "Bloggers of the World" is ANYTHING like "Islands in the Stream," then I want to play the part of Dolly Parton.
I'd never leave the house.
Here's the second one, passed on to me by "Olga, the Traveling Bra."
Olga's site is exactly how it sounds - a bra that wanders the globe.
It's kind of like "Flat Stanley," except with lingerie...
...and the bra obviously belongs to someone who is NOT flat.
That's right, bitches.
Crazy AND Cool.
I think, though, that Olga might end up suing me though shortly...
...as I've now come up with a similar idea to her "Olga, the Traveling Bra" site.
"Sven, the Wandering Penis Pump."
This alternate site will start shortly...
...when I'm done with Sven.
He completes me.
Monday, January 14, 2008