Just some random crap today.
First, take a look at this video.
Item #1: A New Poll
I just came out from the bathroom, and an idea for a new poll popped into my head.
You'll find it on the left. It's truly a conundrum.
Item #2: F*ck the Earth Day
I usually don't post videos (except my own), but this one is seriously funny.
Especially if you're Environmentally Unfriendly.
If the video isn't pulling up, click here.
Awesome.
#3: My Son is My Son
This is great news, as I previously thought it was the UPS guy.
Anyway...
My wife sent me this photo the other day, as she took my son to lunch:
That's my boy...
...making french fry walrus tusks...or vampire fangs...
...you choose.
Anyway...
Her Caption for the photo:
"Like father, like son."
That's right.
When we go out to dinner...
...I'm all about the entertainment.
You should see what I can do with donuts.
17 comments:
"wish toilet'?
Ok.
I wish for the toilet that is clean, cold, and used only by me.
I think we should be more interested in the gang sign your son is throwing up in that picture.
I voted for the warm one. I cannot stand cold toilets. People make fun of me because in the winter (in Fl winter means 60 degrees) I warm up the toilet with my blow dryer.
Girls don't need no stinkin' seats. We hover!
rs27: You're right. I noticed last night he had 3 teardrops tattooed on his cheeks. I should have known when I noticed he had one of his Osh Kosh B'Gosh pant legs rolled up.
Douchegirl: If I had my choice, I'd go with the cold one. A warm seat means that it just laid witness to someone smash and may still have ass on it. I'd take my chances with the old pee.
Midleah: Hover Poo? That would be a great name for a rock band.
If he were really your son, those fries would be up his nose. Best get that DNA test.
when i was young my dad and i used to bend forks and spoons at the table of any restaurant. the more expensive the restaurant, the better (i think it was my dad's flirting technique) reaction we got from the waitresses.
i'm the best son my dad never had.
Sarcasm rocks
I like to use my OWN toilet I'm a
little nuts about germs and other hidden things....that boy is so handsome he must look just like your wife...missed you...poo poo
"Like father, like son" is a woman's way of saying, "Fuck you both."
You've got an angelic looking lad.
Regarding the poll: I don't use public toilets (at all) so I went for the last option.
I can only imagine what you'd do with the donuts...
Your son is soooo cute!
i dunno... you may want to drive a wooden stake through his heart... you know, just in case. wait, nevermind, he's a walrus, all you need now is a club.
He's a cute kid. Are you *sure* he's yours? ;-)
YESSS!!! Someone else that likes to play with food in public and make da poor peoples stare!
~big squeezing hug until you whimper like a girl~
totally snitching that vid.
~smoochez~
Your wife stage that pic so you wouldn't suspect the UPS man. That's how our minds work.
The apple doesn't fall far from the goof-off tree, does it?
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