F*ck the Earth, Warm Toilet Seats, and French Fry Walrus Tusks | Mental Poo

Thursday, April 24, 2008

F*ck the Earth, Warm Toilet Seats, and French Fry Walrus Tusks


Just some random crap today.

First, take a look at this video.

Item #1: A New Poll

I just came out from the bathroom, and an idea for a new poll popped into my head.

You'll find it on the left. It's truly a conundrum.

Item #2: F*ck the Earth Day

I usually don't post videos (except my own), but this one is seriously funny.

Especially if you're Environmentally Unfriendly.



If the video isn't pulling up, click here.

Awesome.

#3: My Son is My Son


This is great news, as I previously thought it was the UPS guy.

Anyway...

My wife sent me this photo the other day, as she took my son to lunch:


That's my boy...

...making french fry walrus tusks...or vampire fangs...

...you choose.

Anyway...

Her Caption for the photo:

"Like father, like son."


That's right.

When we go out to dinner...

...I'm all about the entertainment.


You should see what I can do with donuts.

18 comments:

Mike said...

"wish toilet'?

Ok.

I wish for the toilet that is clean, cold, and used only by me.

moooooog35 said...

Damn you, Mike.

I'm anal about typos, too. You made me change it.

By the way...there is no such toilet.

rs27 said...

I think we should be more interested in the gang sign your son is throwing up in that picture.

Douchegirl said...

I voted for the warm one. I cannot stand cold toilets. People make fun of me because in the winter (in Fl winter means 60 degrees) I warm up the toilet with my blow dryer.

Midleah said...

Girls don't need no stinkin' seats. We hover!

moooooog35 said...

rs27: You're right. I noticed last night he had 3 teardrops tattooed on his cheeks. I should have known when I noticed he had one of his Osh Kosh B'Gosh pant legs rolled up.

Douchegirl: If I had my choice, I'd go with the cold one. A warm seat means that it just laid witness to someone smash and may still have ass on it. I'd take my chances with the old pee.

Midleah: Hover Poo? That would be a great name for a rock band.

HeyJoe said...

If he were really your son, those fries would be up his nose. Best get that DNA test.

tannnngerine said...

when i was young my dad and i used to bend forks and spoons at the table of any restaurant. the more expensive the restaurant, the better (i think it was my dad's flirting technique) reaction we got from the waitresses.

i'm the best son my dad never had.

Malach the Merciless said...

Sarcasm rocks

mauniejames3 said...

I like to use my OWN toilet I'm a
little nuts about germs and other hidden things....that boy is so handsome he must look just like your wife...missed you...poo poo

Hungry Mother said...

"Like father, like son" is a woman's way of saying, "Fuck you both."

Indrani Bhattacharya said...

You've got an angelic looking lad.
Regarding the poll: I don't use public toilets (at all) so I went for the last option.

catscratch diva said...

I can only imagine what you'd do with the donuts...

Your son is soooo cute!

billymac said...

i dunno... you may want to drive a wooden stake through his heart... you know, just in case. wait, nevermind, he's a walrus, all you need now is a club.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

He's a cute kid. Are you *sure* he's yours? ;-)

Lakota said...

YESSS!!! Someone else that likes to play with food in public and make da poor peoples stare!
~big squeezing hug until you whimper like a girl~

totally snitching that vid.
~smoochez~

C.Rag said...

Your wife stage that pic so you wouldn't suspect the UPS man. That's how our minds work.

AngryMan said...

The apple doesn't fall far from the goof-off tree, does it?

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