Hooray!! I'm a Stupid Sh*t!! | Mental Poo

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Hooray!! I'm a Stupid Sh*t!!

Yeah...

Like you didn't already know that.

Hell...

My wife puts a sticky-note in my lunch bag every day that says this same thing.

You know...

...just in case I forget.

Being in love is awesome.

Anyway...

The Blonde Goddess (hereafter known as "BG") has bestowed upon yours truly the following award:



"The Stupid Sh*t" award.

Gee..um...

Thanks?

Like I needed another reminder that I'm a stupid sh*t (see sticky-note reference above).


I'm not clear about the picture on the award, though...

...as it appears that BG is in the process of having a massive bowel movement.

A "BGBM", if you will.

(I'm SO Copyrighting that)

At least, that's what I look like when having a massive bowel movement.

I even put in pigtails for the event.

HOT.


Regardless...

Thanks, BG.

An award showing you squashing out a Yule Log is as good as gold.

Actually...next time...SEND GOLD.

Thanks in advance.



If you haven't read The Blonde Goddess, GO NOW.

May God have mercy on your soul.

11 comments:

Blonde Goddess said...

OK Moog....so you've been talking about me a lot lately and I was just wondering if the nudie pics I sent you happened to influence that decision?

AngryMan said...

I don't need God's pissant mercy!

Malicious Intent said...

Hey love the new header, you have been redecorating? Who did you hire? Was it exspensive? Do they do estimates for free?

Personally, I think the award is very fitting for you. Fits like a glove.

moooooog35 said...

BG: Ixnay on the udie-picsnay. My wife should be pleased at that comment.

Honey: she sent me nothing. On a side note, if a package comes in the mail today in a plain brown wrapper, just put it in my car. Thanks.

Angry: Hey...we all need pissant mercy.

I'm not sure what that meant.

Linda and her Surroundings said...

Once again here I am laughing before I have to go to bed (which wakes me up, how annoying). I can only read your blog after everyone is in bed. Otherwise my son peers over my shoulder to read it (and that 'aint good) or my husband says "why are you laughing?" and thinks I am STOOPID.

mauniejames said...

Wow what a fiting award...perfect for you...I need a I think I'm loosing it award..ya know when you go to the fridge and forget what your looking for..or go upstairs into the bedroom and say WTF......at least hubby says I'm not the brightest bulb anymore...gaslighting or just speakin the truttth

catscratch diva said...

See, honey. Talking shit really is worth its weight in gold.

Raspootin said...

yeah more toilet humor Im so glad that LaKota directed me to your site!

You are my new go to when I need a laugh.

Malach the Merciless said...

It's better than being shit stupid.

Mike said...

Moog.. like the new title picture.

Blonde goddess is hot. That poo face totally gives me a woody.

The Offended Blogger said...

Is it just me or does the one girl on the far right look like what I imagine sweet little *ahem* innocent Miley Cyrus will look like in a few years?

Anyway, the Blonde Goddess rocks. I am heading there now but not because you told me to or anything. I was going to anyway.

I'm serious! :)

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