I've gone Bi | Mental Poo

Thursday, June 26, 2008

I've gone Bi

Yep...I've gone bi.

As in, BIcentennial.

You people are creepy.

Just realized that tomorrow's post will be my 200th here at "Mental Poo."

We should get a cake or something.

I'd have my mother-in-law order the "Cookie Puss" cake from Carvel, but last time she ordered it, she got on the phone and said (and I swear this is true):

Mother-in-Law: "Hi...I'd like to order one of those pussy cakes."



Let me tell you, it was NOT what I was expecting.

Two more things:

If you head over to "Moog's Movie Reviews" today, I have a video review of "American Gangster."

Violence. Blood. Russell Crowe kicking ass yet again.

It's no Gladiator, but it works.

Also, I've noticed that the "Dear Moog" letter well has dried up.

If you've got a question you'd like to ask, and get shitty feedback on, by all means ask away.

You can email me your question here, or via the link on the top right of the page.

You know you wanna.

Now, I know I've got regular readers who NEVER comment here...so I'd like to get some newbies to test my sarcasm skills if they have the balls to do so.

Even if they don't have balls, it's okay.

I'm bi.


There...I think I pulled that off.

Moog out.


FreeOscar said...

That's not the way to get virgins on your blog.
You slip them a roofie, & then they'll comment.

AngryMan said...

Dear Mooooog,
Why aren't people asking you for advice any more? Can you advise me as to why that could be?



Anonymous said...

oooopppps angry man loves you? I always leave a comment...don't you
luv my messages on interesting stuff? should I stop and let others message you? don't you ca ca care anymore...stupid men!!!!

Unknown said...

Congratulations on your accomplishment of 199 shitty posts...well done.

billymac said...

i'm pretty sure i still have my balls. hold on, i'll go confirm with my wife.

Anonymous said...

200 posts! Congrats :)

If I think of something good, I'll email dear Moog. Though I fit in to the latter category of not having balls. And I cannot resist the temptation here to tell you my Russian joke.
What do ya call a Russian guy with 3 balls?
Hudya Nickabollockov?

I've said too much. Toodles for now

The Absent Minded Housewife said...

Did you know that Russel Crowe is rumored to have the smallest penis in Hollywood? He ain't no Milton Berle.

200 splats. That's nasty.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mooooog,

Sometimes women have one tit bigger than the other tit.

Is this the case with men and their nads?


Anonymous said...

I thought you meant BI as in Bi-polar. Now with you that would have made a whole lot more sense.

Congratulatons on corrupting our minds!!!!


Mike said...

Dear Moog--

Why don't you just make up letters from your readers? I do it all the time.

Hell sometimes I make up readers too. Think I'm kidding?

I made up C.Rag and Angryman. Admit it. You've never seen the 3 of us in the same room at the same time, have you?

Yeah, I totally made them up.

Hungry Mother said...

Your "pussy cake" reminded me of the "penis cake" on "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I'll bet that C.Rag knows the episode I'm talking about since she seems to know HBO series encyclopedially.

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] said...

Dear moooooooog,

What fits in that set of hand lips of yours?


Malicious Intent said...

You pulled off what?
I like Mike's idea...make up shit.
It's not like you don't have any decent victims....er readers to do so.

Malach the Merciless said...

Regular readers who don't comment, know where you are coming from. I average 150 unique visitors a day, and get about 20 comments.

Anonymous said...


200?? Damn...

It didn't take you too long to brainwash me, did it?

Practically Joe said...

Congrats Mooooog!
Another 138 and I'll be at 200 as well ... mind waiting til I catch up?

prin said...

Pussy cake is way overrated.

Happy 200! I think I'm at like 2746638 now. But I've got problems.

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