Cutting is short today.
...at 5-foot-2, I really have no choice.
I swear...if my 4-year old son asks me if I want a "boost" into my chair one more time, I'm gonna beat him.
That kid can TOTALLY kick my ass.
Damn karate lessons.
First Up: Chickipedia
My friend Mike sent me this link over Instant Message the other day:
Best. Site. Ever.
Besides Fat Chicks in Party Hats.
That still has my #1 vote.
Secondly: Movie Review
If you haven't been over yet, I have a new movie review over on...
"NO MORE PENIS!! NO MORE PENIS!!"
I know what you're thinking:
"Isn't that what his wife is yelling two minutes into sex with him?"
The joke is on YOU, my friends...
...as I never actually make it to two minutes.
I SO suck.
(I made this picture up all by myself!! Enjoy)
Anyway...the review is on the movie, "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."
Last but not Least: Lindsay Lesbo Poll Update
According to the lovely "What's Worse?" poll we have on the left:
The fact that "Lindsay Lohan may NOT be a lesbian" (GASP!!) is besting "Having Pinkeye" by about 12% of the votes.
Coming in last:
Osama Bin Laden.
Out of the 50+ people who've voted so far...
...MORE people think that having an itchy eye infection...
...or NOT being able to imagine Lindsay Lohan starring in "Where the Boys Aren't, #19"...
...is worse than Osama.
I'm glad we're on the same page here, people.
There's 3 days still left to vote...
..who knows..."Osama Bin Laden with Pinkeye" may make a late inning run at it.