Cutting is short today.
Actually,
...at 5-foot-2, I really have no choice.
I swear...if my 4-year old son asks me if I want a "boost" into my chair one more time, I'm gonna beat him.
Just kidding.
That kid can TOTALLY kick my ass.
Damn karate lessons.
Anyway...
First Up: Chickipedia
My friend Mike sent me this link over Instant Message the other day:
Chickipedia
Best. Site. Ever.
Besides Fat Chicks in Party Hats.
That still has my #1 vote.
Secondly: Movie Review
If you haven't been over yet, I have a new movie review over on...
It's titled:
"NO MORE PENIS!! NO MORE PENIS!!"
I know what you're thinking:
"Isn't that what his wife is yelling two minutes into sex with him?"
HA!
Funny.
F*ck off.
The joke is on YOU, my friends...
...as I never actually make it to two minutes.
Um...
Man.
I SO suck.
(I made this picture up all by myself!! Enjoy)
Anyway...the review is on the movie, "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."
Enjoy.
Last but not Least: Lindsay Lesbo Poll Update
According to the lovely "What's Worse?" poll we have on the left:
The fact that "Lindsay Lohan may NOT be a lesbian" (GASP!!) is besting "Having Pinkeye" by about 12% of the votes.
Coming in last:
Osama Bin Laden.
Nice, people.
Out of the 50+ people who've voted so far...
...MORE people think that having an itchy eye infection...
...or NOT being able to imagine Lindsay Lohan starring in "Where the Boys Aren't, #19"...
...is worse than Osama.
I'm glad we're on the same page here, people.
There's 3 days still left to vote...
..who knows..."Osama Bin Laden with Pinkeye" may make a late inning run at it.
Carry on.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Lindsay Lohan...You're Killing Us
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The fact that Lohan may be a lesbian is just too amazing to put into words. Oh, wait, I got it . . .
H O T ! ! !
Everybody knows that lohan can do more to damage the american psyche than the leader of a large terrorist cell.
That's one of the things thats wrong with america eh?
If you exchanged "Ashley Judd" for "Lindsay Lohan" I'd get excited. REALLY excited. In that excited kind of way.
Angry: I'm with you, my brotha.
(that was me working on my Ebonics)
Mike: I say we let Lindsay loose on all the girl terrorists. Someone, please videotape this.
C.Rag: So would we all...so would we all.
Biscuit: Now I'M excited in that kind of way. Which is awkward...because I'm in a meeting.
why pay attention to the world around you when you when there is the possibility that a young celeb, which is mentally unstable, may be a carpet-muncher....
Lindsay Lohan is lesbian? I think she and Sam Ronson have a deep relationship, aside from being friends.
Erectile dysfunction is no excuse...
THIS bitch works DAMN hard and let me tell you, that there are other things a dude can use...tongue, fingers, toes, lips and let's not forget the nose.
There are strap on accessories too. I' bet Lindsay Lohan knows ALL about that.
dont forget to direct people to the hate comments on the fat chicks with party hats site. that's the best shit ever. i shit my pants no less than four times while reading it.
I certainly do hope that LL is a lesbo, that greatly reduces the odds of her reproducing.
And that just works out for the best for everyone.
I wish pinkeye and blue balls on Osama.
There is also a Dickipedia but I'm sure you knew that already.
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