Lindsay Lohan...You're Killing Us | Mental Poo

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Lindsay Lohan...You're Killing Us


Cutting is short today.

Actually,

...at 5-foot-2, I really have no choice.

I swear...if my 4-year old son asks me if I want a "boost" into my chair one more time, I'm gonna beat him.

Just kidding.

That kid can TOTALLY kick my ass.

Damn karate lessons.

Anyway...

First Up: Chickipedia

My friend Mike sent me this link over Instant Message the other day:

Chickipedia

Best. Site. Ever.

Besides Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

That still has my #1 vote.


Secondly: Movie Review

If you haven't been over yet, I have a new movie review over on...



It's titled:

"NO MORE PENIS!! NO MORE PENIS!!"

I know what you're thinking:

"Isn't that what his wife is yelling two minutes into sex with him?"

HA!

Funny.

F*ck off.

The joke is on YOU, my friends...

...as I never actually make it to two minutes.

Um...

Man.

I SO suck.


(I made this picture up all by myself!! Enjoy)

Anyway...the review is on the movie, "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."

Enjoy.

Last but not Least: Lindsay Lesbo Poll Update

According to the lovely "What's Worse?" poll we have on the left:

The fact that "Lindsay Lohan may NOT be a lesbian" (GASP!!) is besting "Having Pinkeye" by about 12% of the votes.

Coming in last:

Osama Bin Laden.

Nice, people.


Out of the 50+ people who've voted so far...

...MORE people think that having an itchy eye infection...

...or NOT being able to imagine Lindsay Lohan starring in "Where the Boys Aren't, #19"...

...is worse than Osama.

I'm glad we're on the same page here, people.


There's 3 days still left to vote...

..who knows..."Osama Bin Laden with Pinkeye" may make a late inning run at it.


Carry on.

14 comments:

AngryMan said...

The fact that Lohan may be a lesbian is just too amazing to put into words. Oh, wait, I got it . . .
H O T ! ! !

Mike said...

Everybody knows that lohan can do more to damage the american psyche than the leader of a large terrorist cell.

That's one of the things thats wrong with america eh?

C.Rag said...

When I told CockMaster that Lohan was a dyke too. He said he could die a happy man.

Biscuit said...

If you exchanged "Ashley Judd" for "Lindsay Lohan" I'd get excited. REALLY excited. In that excited kind of way.

moooooog35 said...

Angry: I'm with you, my brotha.

(that was me working on my Ebonics)

Mike: I say we let Lindsay loose on all the girl terrorists. Someone, please videotape this.

C.Rag: So would we all...so would we all.

Biscuit: Now I'M excited in that kind of way. Which is awkward...because I'm in a meeting.

billymac said...

why pay attention to the world around you when you when there is the possibility that a young celeb, which is mentally unstable, may be a carpet-muncher....

Mike said...

Wow. Lindsay's a dyke? There is a God.

Petite said...

Lindsay Lohan is lesbian? I think she and Sam Ronson have a deep relationship, aside from being friends.

Blonde Goddess said...

Erectile dysfunction is no excuse...
THIS bitch works DAMN hard and let me tell you, that there are other things a dude can use...tongue, fingers, toes, lips and let's not forget the nose.

There are strap on accessories too. I' bet Lindsay Lohan knows ALL about that.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

dont forget to direct people to the hate comments on the fat chicks with party hats site. that's the best shit ever. i shit my pants no less than four times while reading it.

The Doggy Did It said...

I certainly do hope that LL is a lesbo, that greatly reduces the odds of her reproducing.

And that just works out for the best for everyone.

catscratch diva said...

I wish pinkeye and blue balls on Osama.

Meghan said...

Lindsey isn't a lesbian, she's just running around like a sexually deviant cat in heat. God bless her.

Smileygirl said...

There is also a Dickipedia but I'm sure you knew that already.

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