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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Osama Would be Scarier Dressed as Ellen Degeneres

Three small things today.

(looking in pants)

First up:

Jack Black Panda Attack

If you haven't been over yet, I have a new movie review over on...

It's titled: "Phat Panda"

Yeah...it's about "Kung Fu Panda."

I know, I know...another kid movie.

However, in my defense, it has Jack Black AND Angelina Jolie in it.

Granted...they're furry and you can't see Angie's cha-cha, but it was still worth it.

Secondly: How You Like me Now?

I changed the header of this page last week.

Whatcha think?

It took me about 12 minutes to do it.

I know.

You can tell.

And, yes...that picture on the right is an actual smile of poo (click here to see it's origin).

I'm nothing if not disturbing.

Last but not Least: The Results are In!!

The results from my "What's Worse" Poll are finally in!!

Why am I the only one clapping?


73 people voted. Here's the tally:

What's Worse?

The China Earthquake: 8 votes

The U.S. Tornadoes: 1 vote

Having Pinkeye: 12 votes

Osama Bin Laden: 7 votes

Lindsay Lohan may be a lesbian: 7 votes

Lindsay Lohan may NOT be a lesbian:
25 votes

Osama Bin Laden with pinkeye: 13 votes

You people are F*CKED.

In a landslide victory, the fact that Lindsay Lohan may NOT be eating carpet beat out Osama Bin Laden...

(not JUST Osama Bin Laden...but Osama Bin Laden WITH PINKEYE)

...for the lead prize.

Thank you, everyone.

Glad to know I'm not alone here.

I think the "U.S Tornadoes" got one sympathy vote.

It certainly wasn't from me.

Listen...if you happen to live in "Tornado Alley"...

...don't be surprised if you get a f*cking tornado.


Now...I'm going back to my Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Spank-Bank for a while.

As should you.

Moog out.


AngryMan said...

Mmmmm, Lindsay Lohan . . .

Mike said...

That's exactly why. Hey, let settle in "tornado alley!" hyuck hyuck!

Stupid fuckshits!

FreeOscar said...

Pink Eye isn't that bad. If you gave Osama an incurable STD then that would be bad.

Anonymous said...

Lindsay huh....what would you do with her after you got her...first...you would need a ladder...I'm just sayen.........

L.P. said...

i vote for the new image being worse. i think it's the pink in conjunction with poo that just really pushes it over the top.

Moooooog35 said...

Angry: You said a mouthful!!

Mike: This is also why I have no sympathy for starving people in Africa (Hello? Desert!) or earthquake victims in California (FAULT LINE. FAULT LINE. Capiche?!)

C.Rag: Bad for who? Are you banging Osama? Is it true what they say about men with long beards?

Maunie: Ladder or not...that's a full 3 minutes of fun you can't take away from me.

Lakota: I'm crushed. Crushed. Well..not really. I'm making that up.

Anonymous said...

I like the new header for one thing. It says jerking off.

I can't help it that I'd rather hear about Lindsay muff diving than same wrinkled old coot who should already be dead.

Narm said...

Is Lindsay Lohan hot? I can't figure it out - I want to say yes but then I see a picture that makes my man parts crawl back inside of me in fear. Please help.

Signed - Look Ma! Lohan's!

Blonde Goddess said...

The poo in that poo smile looks like raisins...

Where are the MANLY piles of poo Moog???

Rahul said...

I don't understand pinkeye and why that's bad...

sounds like fun.

Practically Joe said...

So it was your little one who put the extra "o" in "pop art"! No wonder you're so proud!

Moooooog35 said...

Catscratch: Thanks. The miracle that is "Microsoft Paint" let's me do all kinds of crazy shit.

Narm: She's hot. Granted, she's hotter passed out...but still hot.

BG: Family show. Family poo.

rs27: Dude...be careful what you wish for.

PracJoe: You should see my Pop Tarts.

Blonde Goddess said...

Smell my finger...

Mike said...

Perhaps you should have asked the question differently. I think having pink eye and living in tornado ally would suck really bad.

Unknown said...

Thanks for the sexy pics. Tornados do it for me.

Buzzardbilly said...

Your daughter's smiley poo marbles rock. So much better than the little guy I knew who painted his face with the stuff.

Lindsey Lohan sucks. If you have coke to offer I hear she sucks even harder.

Hungry Mother said...

I shouldn't retire to Iowa? I was looking forward to the boredom and corn.

Baba Doodlius said...

I'm pretty sure that's Lindsay Lohan standing in front of that tornado.

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