Three small things today.
(looking in pants)
Jack Black Panda Attack
If you haven't been over yet, I have a new movie review over on...
It's titled: "Phat Panda"
Yeah...it's about "Kung Fu Panda."
I know, I know...another kid movie.
However, in my defense, it has Jack Black AND Angelina Jolie in it.
Granted...they're furry and you can't see Angie's cha-cha, but it was still worth it.
Secondly: How You Like me Now?
I changed the header of this page last week.
It took me about 12 minutes to do it.
You can tell.
And, yes...that picture on the right is an actual smile of poo (click here to see it's origin).
I'm nothing if not disturbing.
Last but not Least: The Results are In!!
The results from my "What's Worse" Poll are finally in!!
Why am I the only one clapping?
73 people voted. Here's the tally:
The China Earthquake: 8 votes
The U.S. Tornadoes: 1 vote
Having Pinkeye: 12 votes
Osama Bin Laden: 7 votes
Lindsay Lohan may be a lesbian: 7 votes
Lindsay Lohan may NOT be a lesbian: 25 votes
Osama Bin Laden with pinkeye: 13 votes
You people are F*CKED.
In a landslide victory, the fact that Lindsay Lohan may NOT be eating carpet beat out Osama Bin Laden...
(not JUST Osama Bin Laden...but Osama Bin Laden WITH PINKEYE)
...for the lead prize.
Thank you, everyone.
Glad to know I'm not alone here.
I think the "U.S Tornadoes" got one sympathy vote.
It certainly wasn't from me.
Listen...if you happen to live in "Tornado Alley"...
...don't be surprised if you get a f*cking tornado.
Now...I'm going back to my Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Spank-Bank for a while.
As should you.