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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Thank Me Later for my Huge Poll


Just a note that you won't be seeing me around here until at least next week sometime.

I've got some stuffing to do.

(points at crotch)

You know, with it being Thanksgiving and all.

For those of you who don't live in the United States, let me explain the tradition of Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is the time of year where we celebrate the feast shared between the early Colonial settlers and the local Native Americans.

There, they shared a meal of maize (corn), turkey (wildebeest) and Stove Top Stuffing (instead of potatoes).


This occurred shortly before the colonists killed almost all of the Native Americans.

The near-genocide resulted in a law suit years later that allowed the surviving ones to open a casino anywhere they damn well pleased...

...causing thousands to become addicted to gambling.

This, in turn, caused them to become depressed, alcoholic, homeless and eventually suicidal.

Ah, the joy of it all.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


In the meantime, check out my new poll on the left.

(yes...my poll hangs slightly to the left)

Regardless, I'm sure we'll all be back with some wonderful dinner-table stories to tell.

For some reason, all conversations at my dinner table end up discussing the bowel activity - or lack thereof - of the older people.

Nothing like discussing the color and shape of your stool in between "pass the stuffing!"

I can't WAIT to get old.

24 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

Happy Turkey Day to you too, moooog.

Is that banner sparkling? Wow, the gayness just begs to be addressed.

Mike said...

Dood

I can't wait to hear all about you stuffing old people!

moooooog35 said...

Christina: Yeah, it's sparkly.

Courtesy of The Bedazzler!

I may be gay.

Mike: Why wait to hear about it? Give your grandma a call.

E Chuod said...

I say you beat them to the punch and try to bring "bowel" into the conversation as often as possible. "Please pass that bowel of gravy"

Happy TGiving.

LBluca77 said...

Happy Thanksgiving Moog. I can't wait to get stuffed tomorrow, oh wait I mean I can't wait to have stuffing.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

LOL! Have a great Turkey Day man!

Becky..AMHW said...

Search term of the day around absent minded land?

"I like giving myself wedgies. Am I gay?"

I'm also getting a lot of traffic looking for this woman:

MMM housewife

I feel a little less than in housewife land.

Mike said...

Mooog:

Granny would WRECK you, little man :P

Kimmylyn said...

Delurking to say Happy Thanksgiving!!! I know I have not commented in a while..but I read every post.. :)

Have a great one!!

moooooog35 said...

Ecoochie: I shall do my best. How about:

"Another helping of sphincter pie?"

I may have to work on this.

lbluca: I had no idea I was invited over.

Tee..aka..diva..blah blah: Thanks, woman! You too.

Becky: Holy crapshit. I could camp under those things.

Mike: I know. I still have the bruises.

On a related note: Polygrip is really tough to get out of your ass hair.

Kimmylyn: Well..welcome back! I had thought you'd passed on.

I want a refund for the arrangement I sent.

Keep commenting...I have more lurkers here than Lindsay Lohan going into a lesbo bar.

rs27 said...

But johnny has Stove Top!

I always thought that meant something else.

Meghan said...

Who doesn't like getting stuffed? Other than the turkey.

HeyJoe said...

Meghan - How YOU doin'?

Kellie said...

For some reason my family always tells fart jokes. And all the women get drunk while the men watch football and get pissed that the women are getting too loud. Good times.

moooooog35 said...

rs27: subliminal advertising is everywhere!

Meghan: * raising hand.

HeyJoe: Let me know if it works out.

Of course, if it does, you can always work it back in.

Kellie: Drunk chicks and guys watching football. Man..takes me back to my First Communion.

meleah rebeccah said...

Happy Thanksgiving from Mexico

fiona said...

Happy Thanksgiving.
You know that you don't HAVE to be old to discuss "bowel activity"
You do know that, right? LOL

Giggle Pixie said...

Oh yeah, that's what the dinner conversation with my family sounds like too!

Have a fabulous Thanksgiving!!

Malach the Merciless said...

Damn redskins!

AngryMan said...

KILL ALL THE REDMEN!

Hungry Mother said...

I've only had two bowel movements today.

catscratch said...

Hope your turkey day was full of fun lovin stories of poo.

King of New York Hacks said...

Thanks for keeping us up on what the Village People are doing for turkey day.

AngieSS said...

Hey Moooooog,
Hope you had a wonderful Turkey Day with lots of "stuffing" going on. I know I got "stuffed" ---- several times!

Where was I?

Oh yah , get your ass back here soon and make me laugh. I miss ya!

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