Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Friday.
This is what I got you.
My very first video blog entry, of some of the best and worst gifts we got here in the Moooooog35 household.
Enjoy.
OH.
I almost forgot.
Lee over at "Headaches, Hormones and Hot Flashes" dedicated an entire day to me and my bible video last week...
...and challenged me to reciprocate by buying some of her homemade soap (not like "Fight Club" soap...but I can't be sure) and making a video.
I did not buy soap.
It makes me clean.
I did, however, make her a soap commercial.
Here it is. Watch it, then go buy some soap.
See you on Monday, folks.
Moog out.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
The Special Hockey Fan who Bops it with Night Vision
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The Shit you got for Christmas is great.. I totally agree on the annoyance factor of the claw gift.. and as for the night googles..just glad you don't live in my neighborhood..New England is bad enough...lol..
Happy New Year and enjoy the porn.
Douche.
This may be pointing out the obvious but you don't really need that hockey hat to sit in the special seats at the game....
Nor do you need the goggles and the hat to make you the creepiest guy in the neighborhood....justsayin
The soap commercial...yes...well...I happen to be one of those girls who is okay with how I look.
Pshaw! Right! I'm going to buy the soap and hope my boobs grow and my ass shrinks. If it works, I'll send pics *wink wink
Funny shit! Ya gotta love the "bebop" thing. Teach your son to use it properly so he can have as much fun with it as you do. Aargh! Aaah! Oooh! Yea, I'm gettin' off just thinking about it.
Wow! Now I know exactly what not to put on my Christmas list for next year. Thanks for the time saver, Moooooog. Enjoy bopping it!
That was the funnies vlog I have ever seen in my entire life. Thanks for the commercial...go and check out my post now.
Total insanity. And I keep coming back....
Now you have another reason to peek in ladies bedrooms, can't waste the goggles!
Great videos...
A "friend" got my son the energizer bunny a lot of years ago...and put energizer batteries in it...
When those suckers finally wore out, I told LDBoy it was broken. Beyond repair... I put it away and re-gifted it for said friend's first born.
What goes around...goes around...and goes around...
I just wasted 10 minutes looking at your vids....so I had to put it on my blog. Cos I have 1 weird follower that puts up shots of his wife undressing under the Xmas tree. Eeek.
That was a cool vlog, and the Bruins hat is totally you. I think you should wear it at work and at play and...everywhere.
I was dying around the 3 minute mark.
You have a gift with the vlog. You need to do more of these, seriously. Like a weekly thing.
Vodka: But you DO live in my neighborhood. I have visual proof now.
* waves outside your window.
AngryMan: IT LIVES?!?!
Daffy: I know I don't need the hat, but I like to keep up the illusion.
Don: Available at your local (non-adult) toy store.
CatLady: How could I NOT enjoy bopping it?
Lee: On my way!!
Eva: Doesn't say all that much about you, does it?
Thanks!
Secretia: EXACTLY.
Phillipia: You can always tell which gifts come from the relatives who live in different area codes.
Alex: And these pictures are WHERE?!?
Coffey: I wore it making pancakes.
The wife is not amused.
Steam Me: I will do my best.And by 'best' I mean 'I might not.'
Happy Kwanza
Merry Christmas! Thanks for sharing the pain with the Claw music. I predict nightmares about claws and circus clowns in my future.
It took me a long time to figure out that the book "A million little pieces" was about drug addiction and not what comes with the vast majority of children's toys. (The toy plot being much more horrific, in my opinion.) Our family room is currently awash in Polly Pocket accessories and some colorful swear words every time I step on one. This made me feel very sorry for myself, until I saw the claw machine. Thank you for that gift. Merry Christmas.
Malach: Mazeltov.
Meat Sweats: Yeah..try living the dream while it's in the same house as you.
Ed: I'm totally using your review on the movie poster at the Chinese theater.
Brutalism: I feel your pain with the Polly Pockets. The best part is going out to clean up your dog shit and seeing little shoes in it.
Awesome.
And, you're welcome.
Now, please...
KILL ME.
Show up at my window wearing that hat and those night vision goggles and you'll be introduced to my little friend.
Nice commercial!
I have tried so so so long, very hard, despite the fact that you talk about masturbating EVERYDAY to not have that vision in my head. And up until today, I was successful in that venture.
Mission: Fail
I need to now go gouge my eyes out with a fork.
You little bastard.
And a Happy New Year to you too!
Wow!
If I dedicate a post to you, will you make a commercial for me? I don't know what product you would use. Maybe just the soap one, 'cuz that was awesome. And then just put my URL at the end.
Thanks. I know just who to give that claw machine to.
Boy, you are one crazy mo-fo.
Me-Me: You're AL PACINO?!?!
MalInt: Right..like that vision wasn't in your head already.
JD: YES. I will do a commercial for you. Or, you can just post my soap commercial and redub over the 'Lee' parts of it.
Your choice.
Mrsblogalot: Stop looking at me when you say that.
Fragrant: You say that like it's surprising.
Great! Now you're the retarded night stalker with circus sounds!
I'd take a hammer to that f*ckin' claw thing!
Although that Bop it game KIND of is LIKE what you'll be doing.... it seems like practice for boys.....
P.S. I'm really glad this was my first visit to your site! And I hope you enjoyed your porn.
I watched this at a coffee shop. I didn't expect the moaning.
So awkward.
Did I mention I forgot my headphones?
In. Yer. Dreams.
cool, I came from Lee and your post is hysterical. Go Bruins!
Sick Fucker.
But the voice, hot.
Just sayin'
You've brought a new level of "intimacy" to your readers moooog35.
I feel like I know you so well now!
Ha!
Jules: You know what they say..even 5 minutes with bad porn is still 5 minutes with porn.
Maybe it's just me who says that.
Maxie: Wait..you moaning or me moaning? Because the comment goes a whole different way depending on the answer.
MalInt: *wink
MaeRae: My post IS hysterical. I hate when women laugh at it, though. Degrading.
OH. The post I WROTE.
Nevermind.
MommaKiss: This comes as no surprise to me, as I often talk to myself and impress myself as well.
I'm sad.
Quirkyloon: ..and now your dreams will be forever haunted.
You're welcome.
Matt: That's why they make home computers. Don't worry...I'll wait.
I like the ear-flaps on your Bruins hat! *goes back to watch the rest of the video*
I make it a point to buy my both of my brothers kids - toys that have annoying music that NEVER stops.
Yep. Im a great sister.
Absolutely priceless! You had me laughing out loud from start to finish of the Shit You Got For Christmas.
So sorry to hear about the claw. That Bop It thing looks interesting though. ;o)
I'm a new reader and loving THE SHIT out of your blog. Keep up the great work!
Hell will be lucky to have you. Thanks for keeping up with the My Hero status ;)
PS: I can't get enough of your accent. I love it!
Fan-fucking-tastic gifts !!
The only thing more annoying than the Claw is maybe the soundtrack to Chipmunks, the Squequal...
{{love the accent, BTW - I hail from Beantown originally myself.}}
I can't watch a video that last 5 minutes and 41 seconds. My powers of concentration aren't that good unless I'm at work and I have work do, which I'm not and I don't. But I'll be it's funny, so congratulations, Midget Man! I'm proud of you!
after seeing what you can turn an innocent game of bop it into, i assure you that you need NO assistance in being the creepiest man in the neighborhood.
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