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Friday, January 15, 2010

Motivational Filler - Beauty

Before I start today:

I made some changes here to the blog:

1) Removed a column
2) Made the posts bigger (that's what she said)
3) Reorganized the buttons up top

I'd be interested to know what you think of it, as well as if you have any problems. Specifically the button where you shop for my products and then buy a bunch.

Thanks in advance.

SPEAKING OF BUYING SHIT:

I've debuted THREE new t-shirts on my 'Mental Poo' store based on some of my Twitter Tweets:

Just check out the quality!:

The "I Take My Women Like I Take the Stairs: Two at a Time" Shirt!



The "4 out of 5 Catholics surveyed say: OH YEAH, I'm going to HELL" T-Shirt - available for BOTH Women AND Men!!

(why discriminate when money is involved?)



The "You'd think 'Remedial English' would start with an easier word" T-shirt:



You can see more products HERE, or see all of them at the Mental Poo store or the Mental Poo-Looza store.

Go buy something.

And thanks for supporting my coke habit.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):



Wow.

That's hot.

And by 'hot' I mean 'I just threw up..especially after noticing the thicket of hair on the front of her shins.'

Awesome.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

30 comments:

Vodka Logic said...

Looks good.. I like the colors too..reminds me of another blog I know. :)

What will you do if someone takes you up on "motivate this"

Funny shirts

Deborah said...

Oh Moog,

Methinks that's a MAN. I'm pretty sure it is. The longer I look at it, the more it looks like a dude.

As freaky as it is, I'm HOPING it's a man.

EWW.

I like the layout, by the way. :)

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

I think you should send that pic to Travis for a penile inspection....you know...since he's the expert and all. ;)

Coffeypot said...

You should add a "Motivate This" with an arrow t-shirt to your store. Or "That's What She Said..." tee, too.

And when did a little hari on the legs ever stop you?

Elly Lou said...

But she's wearing a barrette! Everyone is pretty in a barrette!

Don said...

Thumbs up for the single sidebar-much cleaner look dude. Have a good weekend, and no, I ain't buying a fucking mug.

AtYourCervix said...

The musculature, the narrow hips, the wide neck....that's a dude. Totally.

Mr. Knucklehead said...

Love the "remedial English" one. Not enough to actually buy a shirt, but it's damn funny.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

That's a double-bagger.

One for me.
One for her. In case mine falls off.

JenJen said...

wow. Love the new layout!!

Jen O. said...

Where'd you get that picture of me being super-sexy? Dude, I'm from CANADA. The leg hair is for WARMTH. Did you not see my hand on my bum? That's Hott, by any measure.

Theresa Milstein said...

That dude looks better in a bikini than I do. I wish I had his confidence.

lacochran said...

Dammit! He swore he deleted that picture off the camera!

Brutalism said...

Layout...good.

T-shirts...funny.

Me...caveman, apparently.

Eva Gallant said...

The shirts are funny! Unfortunately, they are not on my budget. Very funny though!

Funnyrunner said...

love the tshirts.

Sarah P said...

I'm glad someone else does the heh-heh giggle every time a "post" is mentioned. Let's be best friends forever.

Moooooog35 said...

So, the conversation seems to be revolving around whether or not this is a chick or not.

I can tell you that where I found it, sadly on Flickr, that WHATEVER THIS ABOMINATION IS was consistently in girl clothes.

Either way...I think I may start dry heaving.

Jen said...

I like this much better. I don't feel quite so claustrophobic.

That was photoshopped. At first I thought it was a guy (before noticing the hairy legs) but it's not, it's just wrong.

Mama said...

"I take my women like I take my stairs... 2 at at time."

Spoken like a true gentleman. I'll buy two!

GingerMandy said...

i hate your blog.

make me a shirt that says that.

just kidding.

but you can really make me the shirt if you want.

Jay Ferris said...

Yes to the new layout. No to whatever that "lady" has tucked between her legs.

Secretia said...

Is that really you in that last picture?

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I like the new look.

And?...You're so silly! :D :D :D

Daffy said...

Ummm....whores can't be choosey? I didn't see that one....

Malach the Merciless said...

1. Love the new design

2. I would do that chick

Me-Me King said...

I'm thinking I could get my entire Spring wardrobe right here!

Love the new look around here, sweet!

nonamedufus said...

You're new look works for me and I love the shirts, particularly the "remedial english" one. Oh, yeah, I love my picture on your awards page! And that picture of your girlfriend with the hairy legs...*drool*

Ed Adams said...

Lay out looks good.

Or at least better that that picture of Your Mom in a Bikini above.

meleah rebeccah said...

Yay. I am going shopping in your store right now!

PS; the new blog lay out looks nice.

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