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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Wrapping Up the Week like a Diseased Wiggly


Before I start today..

Lee from Headaches, Hormones and Hotflashes is having a contest for 'Best Commercial' for her homemade soap.

I made her one.

I'm losing the contest to a guy from Oklahoma. OKLAHOMA!!

(please don't sing)

So, go swing on over, watch the commercials, and vote on the one you think is best.

Which should be mine, because I love you all and did I mention how good you (choose one) look/smell/feel/are in bed?

Thanks in advance.

ONWARD!!


Gonna try something new here today...

(inserts...finger...UNNNGGGHHH)


Woops. Wrong thing.

Thought I'd take a cue from one of the greatest bloggers on the planet, The Bloggess, and do a weekly wrap up.

My Posts from this Week:

You got to see a Buddha on a banana split.

You became enthralled by my son's penis and it's ability to carry a tune.

I gave you a picture of a magnanimous mullet.

Oh..stuff I DIDN'T write about but mentioned on Twitter:

I rode a bull at the company party.

Here is a photo:


OMG OMG LOOK HOW FAST THE BULL IS GOING!!

I. Am. A stallion.

Here's the video:


Um.

Yeah.

Not so fast.

I like how my fall is SO violent that it looks like I was shot from a pent-up Richard Simmons penis.

Or..shotgun. Whatever.

However, I apparently know now that I'm gay...since I guess only girls ride mechanical bulls and...you know...wear little cowboy hats while they're doing it.

You live. You learn.

You write about it in a post that is seen by 30,000 people.

Awesome.

And now...

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I had an unfortunate cockring incident. AT WORK.

Once again, I disappoint my son (this has nothing to do with the cockring thing)

I had en epic household cookie failure.


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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

My last vasectomy appointment required me to jerk off into a cup.

That was awesome.

I regaled you with a tale of how stupid I can be when I'm drunk and there are weights around.

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

How to kill your father.

The Cat IS the Hat!

The strangest, most disturbing thing I've ever watched.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

19 comments:

Maxie said...

I do not read this blog to learn things. come on!

Vodka Logic said...

I used to fo sperm analysis for an edocrinologist...pee ewww. Like dirty socks.

Secretia said...

This is not the usual blog!

Eva Gallant said...

You ride mechanical bull like a girl!

Ed Adams said...

Wait! You made a commercial too?!

Me-Me King said...

Move over Travolta, here come moooooog!

Mrsblogalot said...

That was some ride. And you are so not gay...isn't that what she said?

Don said...

Way to go moooooog. For a few seconds there, I thought you might get gored. You hit the mat so cleanly too. Obviously, you've had plenty of experience on your back. That's no bull!

CatLadyLarew said...

Was that the kid-sized bull? Because it looked awfully big for a Midget Man of Steel. Just sayin'...

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Moooooog come by and see the vlog that I did about Travis's Penis size. I think it could give you something awesome to post about.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Damn I'm jealous! I want to ride a bull.

Malach the Merciless said...

That video made me horny

JenJen said...

Spit out my wine because I was having a sip when I got to the bull riding.
Thanks for making me waste my wine.
:)

Brndoutw8ress said...

OMG those 2 beasuality freaks are awesome! I especially love the fact that the first time these two met, she's fucking a horse and the was turned on?! Just when you think the world can't be anymore fucked up, I find your blog and am reminded how fucking insane people can be, thanks for giving me a new topic to discuss with my therapist!

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

you're beyond strange. like really weird.
that's why I keep coming back. I THINK.

Elly Lou said...

Any Richard Simmons reference makes me squeal with glee. Yes, I'm easy like that.

You've been tagged, by the by:
http://bugginword.com/2010/01/17/ten-things/

Kristin said...

That video turned me on. Mount ME.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I was like, "Wait. Someone ELSE killed their dad? Weird. I should go there right now and make friends." and then YAY! It's ME! Thank you, sir!

Also, that miniature stallion 's friends are like, "Dude. Come on. You could do SO much better. I mean, LOOK at her!" and he's probably like, "All I'm gonna say, fellas, is that once you go put your giant horse cock into a human pussy, you never go back." because horses are bad at rhymes.

meleah rebeccah said...

Voted for you.

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