My 6 year old son is a playah.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Just so you know, I totally had a different post for today but something came up.
That's what she said. You know..an hour or so after I took my Levitra.
THEN IT'S NOTHING BUT SHOWTIME, BABY!
I've digressed.
Typical.
Regardless, I was bringing my kids to school this morning, and walked my son up to his class so he could drop off the Valentine's Day present for his teacher.
Honestly, a G-Spot vibrator seems a bit excessive for first grade, but it's what she asked for and I had one that I was no longer using and..
..um..
Perhaps I've said too much.
Outside the classroom was a bulletin-board with Valentine messages that each kid wrote to another.
That's when I see the one written to my son, Cam.
Here it is (click to enlarge):
"Dear Cameron,
I likes the way you are smrt and the way you. lay you write good too."
* blink
THAT'S MY BOY!!
The ladies LOOOOOOOVE how smrt he is and how well he lay.
Of course, this chick is probably pretty easy since she's most likely the dumbest broad in the class..
(..seriously..even in first grade I'm pretty sure they allow you to reread your sentences and realize that your grammar, spelling and punctuation is just ridiculously fucked up..)
..but still...
PLAYAH.
Maybe I should have just let him keep his teacher's gift.
Sounds like he's gonna be able to get some use out of it.
Yeah.
I'm jealous.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Laying Pipe - First Grade Style
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And here I am waiting all the way till grade 7 before getting any action.
If I would have known grade 1 chicks were putting out, I would have started back then.
Yet another thing I'm jealous of, like XBOX's and Motorized kid cars.
Part-Time Luva, Full-Time Playa!!
What the heck? I'm not so sure being a playa at his age is a good thing. Can you see into the future and spell out TEEN pregnacy?????
I hear what your saying, my son is 15, and coming from a MOM, I am NOT ready for the "checking out girls" aspect of his age.
Must be easier being a dad?
Wait til the kid hits junior high. Chip off the 'ol block.
I am laughing so hard I almost can't type! Great post!
Isn't that sweet....he's laying with her...awwww....tell him not to forget a raincoat.
Well, I wish +I+ was that teacher! What a fantastic gift idea!
Cam...he's gonna get a lot of lovin' - I can just tell.
Oh my God. Poor Angelina. She probably has daddy issues and is not receiving any sort of support at home and is just reaching out for a bit of affection and validation. I bet there is no one at home that goes over her spelling words with her, or lets her know that one does not put a period randomly in the middle of a sentence (like fingernails on the blackboard, that was...). Anyway, the poor little girl obviously has many issues and here you are heartlessly mocking her. I thought you were better than that.
Just kidding. She's a stupid whore.
It looks like you have taught him well.
I almost feel bad for all of the other girls he is going to lead on and then let go of in his life!
Almost.
If he's that good you can't really blame him.
Has it been longer than four hours? I don't want you putting anyone's eye out.
play on playa!!
That's a right nice card your son got, bad spelling and all. We should all be so lucky. Also, I hope you're saving your posts somewhere other than in cyberspace, because it's not that reliable for long-term storage and I think your kids will want to read what you wrote about them (and yourself) when they get older. Back everything up on a disc or something. Think about it, OK?
HAAA! Nothing like a proud papa!
Will you still be all proud when he becomes a daddy in fourth grade?
I'm pro teaching life-long skills at an early age. EVEN IN THIS CASE.
Way to go, proud papa! Good to see your training in the art of seduction is paying off for Cam. He's gonna be one smooth operator by the time he hits jr. high. Score!
It's okay soccermom.
Chill.
And? Third grade daughter got a conversation heart that said: "Hey Babe" from a friend. A boytype friend.
Seriously folks, she's eight.
Now that's a cool kid. Just make sure he knows not to get too attached to this chick. She doesn't appear to be too smart... The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead, if you know what I mean.
Are you sure that he's yours?
I hope he wore a condom for that trap, I already had her
gotta love valentimes.brings out the odds in people
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Like father, like son!
Me-Me's right... definitely a chip off the old block.
at least she didn't say he was a lousy lay
now that would've been embarrassing
Oh man. I thought "laying pipe" meant taking a really big shit. I'm cringing now. What have I been telling people??!
Not sure what I was doing Friday that I missed this...too funny:)
nice post. thanks.
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