Happy Valentine's Day.
Joy.
Here's what I got you, just in case you missed it,
My Posts from this Week:
I showed you pictures of the inside of our office urinals.
Yes. I took pictures.
I have no idea, either.
What do Portia deRossi, saggy grannies and apples in the bum all have in common?
I make a movie called 'Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys'
I have so many issues I don't even know where to begin, sometimes.
My 6 year old son is apparently the best lay in first grade.
Yep.
Definitely have issues.
Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
I go to the doctor and he offers to stick his finger in my ass.
I see a recurring theme here.
YAY ME!
My boss' hairy testicles make their Internet (and video) debut.
He will kill me if he ever finds out.
HAHAHAHA.
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
I come up with my very own list of The Ten Commandments.
..followed by..
What I think my wife's version of the Commandments would be.
And I wonder why I think I'm going to Hell.
Actually, it's less 'wonder' and more 'know for sure.'
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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:
NARM GETS ENGAGED?!?!?!
Also known as: Armegeddon.
Yo Mama's weight loss plan includes lying to her doctor.
And laughing. Obviously.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Wrapping up the Week like a Diseased Wiggly - Feb 14
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5 comments:
Don't let your dr. finger poke you when you have an upset stomach.
I've heard some horror stories...
NOT MINE. I still have to pay non-health professionals to stick things up my ass. Come on, 40. Girls get it too, right?
I've said too much.
As someone who is fighting hard against hairy balls, I must thank you for airing (Zing! I love the pun) the hairy balls! We must expose( oh I am on a roll(omg, a pun within a parenthetical pun, I am a goddess)) this problem as much as possible!! Tip of the hat, dahling.
Vice versa.
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Happy BELATED Valentine's Day.
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