Motivational Filler - Aggravation | Mental Poo

Friday, March 19, 2010

Motivational Filler - Aggravation


Before I start today, I just want to be serious for a second (mark your calendar) and go all-out and pimp myself out.

Hey..even I get tired of the beatings from Rodrigo after a while.

On April 2nd, I will be the 'Special Guest Host' for a fundraising bash for "New Hampshire HorseTalk Therapeutic Services" which is an organization that provides hippotherapy services.

So - you'll be able to find ME - yes ME - on April 2nd at Milly's Tavern in Manchester, NH hosting this awesome event.

Bands, auctions, masssages from the Whiskey Girls, Cabin Fever Whiskey, raffles..a ton of shit.

Come down.

Meet me.

Support the cause.

Have some fun.

ONWARD!!!


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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Seriously..

I wish I would have saved the fucking receipt for those goddamn books.

I'm totally writing the publishing company.

Pricks.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

16 comments:

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

So wait. Let me see if i have this straight. are you asking me to motivate your crotch?

Cuz, my husband probs wont let me read your blog anymore.

Ok, thanks, bye.

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

i have to be honest, i am lost on the motivate this meaning, but i wish you the best of luck at your upcoming appearance

just kidding

Eva Gallant said...

What is the Street Address of Milly's Tavern and what time is the event? Hubby and I are planning to come and see if you are for real!
Email me the details at evag@maine.rr.com

Me-Me King said...

Best of luck with your event. Hey, maybe Waldo will even turn up at Milliy's.

Have a great weekend, moooooog!

MommaKiss said...

You know I'm checking my calendar to see if I can come...
Although you'd have to find the back of my head to know it's me and well that's weird.

Waldo. He's been raving the whole time!

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Momma Fargo said...

Well on your request to all your readers...motivate this crotch thing...I tried. But you have a very teensy weensy problem there. Still looking. Tell me when you find it. And I bet your wife is so impressed. LMAO!

Daffy said...

If I send you a picture of my husband can you make one of your famous motivational posters? He's pissing me the hell off tonight....

Waldo is gay

Elly Lou said...

I'm with Daffy. Waldo looks like a 70's gay porn star. Nice 'stache.

rental mobil said...

nice t-shirt and mug
may i have it..?
:)

Mrsblogalot said...

Why the hell can't Milly's be closer??? *points at crotch* does that work?...yeah, didn't think so.

CatLadyLarew said...

Yay! My mug and t-shirt arrived on Wednesday! Gave the mug to Vlad and he's loving it!

But, seriously... can I have your autograph, now that you're famous and all?

injaynesworld said...

CatLady sent me. I like it here. I'm not leaving. Got any beer?

The therapeutic riding program is an awesome case. We have such a group here in the Santa Ynez Valley. As an avid horsewoman myself, I've long known of the healing gifts of these special creatures. Good of you to support this program.

Now where's the ladies room?

Secretia said...

Hippo therapy, is that a mental health clinic for seriously overweight people?

Secretia

meleah rebeccah said...

the caption on the photo of "Waldo" is cracking me up!

Ms. Salti said...

I'm dying! Love it!

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