Wrapping up the Week - March 21, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - March 21, 2010


It's been a whirlwind week here in the house of Moooooog...

..as I continue to recover from surgery to repair a ruptured disc...which led to this question:

Me: "So..when can I ride my motorcyc.."

Doctor and 12 nurses in the general vicinity: "NOOOOOOO MOTORCYCLE!!!"

Then the weather turned 70 degrees and sunny.

God hates me.

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I get an urgent email that Mrs. Claire Page needs my help!!


FYI: She's shit out of luck.

I get a work survey asking me questions like, 'Are you looking for another job?'

No shit. They asked that.

Idiots.

A Homophobe's Illustrated Guide of his First Journey Through a Gay Bar.

Lube sold separately.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I debut the "Ripped from the Headlines" series of posts.

And by 'series' I mean, like, one post.

Pinky Tuscadero gets her revenge on my by breaking my fucking hand in karate.

Well..Pinky didn't actually do it.

Sucks.

Then my broken hand gets surgically repaired and YOU GET TO SEE THE X-RAY!!

Yay for you.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

A Disney Vacation recap - where my glasses meet the bottom of a shark tank.

That is not a typo.

Dear God..WTF?!

I outline, deadly sin by deadly sin, how I'll go to Hell.

Yes. There's a scorecard.

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

A few of my favorite things? It doesn't get more creative than this.

Back-end poetry. Yes...it's exactly what it sounds like.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

12 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

Your visit to the gay bar was one of my favorites!

Vodka Logic said...

Yep loved the gay bar post..

HOpe you are feeling better and if you have any extra vicodin..

Sarah said...

You've got lots of bone problems.

heh-heh.

Bone problems.

sassafrasjunction said...

Aw! Feel better Moog!

MommaKiss said...

I just needed my funny bone jerked...
And ahem. I think I called dibs on the vikes

Maxie said...

again with the anal.

i feel like you're trying to tell us something.

just know, there's no shame in wanting your prostate stimulated. cosmo says it's all the rage.

Miss Yvonne said...

"Yay Cher!"

Awesome.

MsCleanslate said...

What a week! Hope you don't get more broken.

I hear a nice mai tai to wash down the vicodin works well... just maybe skip the parasailing.

carissa said...

I have to agree with the others. Your gay bar story was one of the best that I have ever read in my life. I can't stop thinking about it. I think I'm going to print it out and hang it up on my wall.

sewa mobil said...

wow great post.
Keep posting stuff like this i really like it.

Jayne Martin said...

So when I fell off my horse a few years ago and was in the emergency room with a broken back I asked, "When can I ride my horse again?" At first they doctors and nurses all thought I was a trainer and this was my living and they felt sorry for me. Then when they learned that I was just a horse-crazy broad they I got no sympathy at all. I feel your pain about the motorcycle -- even if I think people who ride them are crazier than people who ride horses.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Vicodin + Alcohol = Unicorns farting glitter.

That my friend is a win win.

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