Wrapping up the Week - April 18, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - April 18, 2010



Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

My wife hands me a note written to her IN THE WORST ENGLISH HUMANLY POSSIBLE so I do what any normal person would do and make an animated movie of the note being read by THE INCREDIBLE HULK!

It's what I do.

Netflix continues to fuck with me.

And then...

I SEE A SPIDER.

But the spider looks like Ruben Studdard and all I can think of is screaming and running and drawing a giant apocalyptic scene that involves a HUGE bat with a vagina.

I have some serious issues.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I get a 'Dear Moog' letter that is very sexual in nature but I'm kind of shy about this shit so I turn all the dirty phrases into McDonald's food items.

I have no idea, either.

My broken karate hand begins to fester under the cast. And by 'fester' I mean 'WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?!'

It's a love story, really.

My kids go fly a kite. This ends badly.

As do most things involving me.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

My friend, Kristin, let's one rip.

God..I wish she'd stop talking sometimes. Her stories are HELL.

This is the post where 'baby tits' became one of the HIGHEST SEARCHES that my blogs comes up in.

Yay me.

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

Mongolian Death Worms and Shanking

The one about sex dolls for research...and something about a UPS guy.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

4 comments:

A Vapid Blonde said...

I read your post about the bee lollygagging around inside your skull. And was instantly horrified and amazed. And now I feel like I have bees in my eustacian tubes (I also have no idea how to spell that big word)

Eva Gallant said...

Since I wasn't around the blogosphere a year ago, I went back and read your Dear Moog letter. I laughed so hard, I had to read it to my husband. You are so insane in such a funny way! BTW, please stop by my blog tomorrow, the 18th. I have a post I think you will enjoy!
Regards!

Jana said...

I come to your blog for my regular dose of crazy...please do not ever think of sobering up!

Maxie said...

Oh wow. I have a pretty strong stomach, but "Kristin Lets One Rip" made me a little queasy. I also can't believe he cleaned the car. That's way beyond how far I'd go for love.

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