I Can't Even be Serious Buying Homeowner's Insurance | Mental Poo

Monday, May 30, 2011

I Can't Even be Serious Buying Homeowner's Insurance

So I was in the process of buying a house (read: planning on being in deep deep bone-crushing debt) which required me to get homeowner's insurance because GOD FORBID someone is stupid enough to get really really shitfaced and fall off my back deck.

Twice.

*looks in mirror

So I make some calls and get a good quote and get this email from the agent:



So like a good doobie I fill out the app and sign it and fax it and am about to email Courtney back to tell her I did it when I notice THIS:



Hence, my reply:



She didn't email me back.

I hope she didn't fall off my deck.

That would suck. Especially since I don't think this policy is effective yet.

18 comments:

Pearl said...

Very nice. :-)

The woman has no sense of humor -- how can you get your home owner's insurance through her?!

Pearl

SarcasmInAction said...

If she can't figure out your humor, then maybe you should try AFLAC. Bet that duck finds you funny.

Eva Gallant said...

Love it. Poor Courtney is now shaking in her shoes that a stalker is after her!

Mrs. Pickle said...

Holy hell that was fantastic!


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Crystal said...

HAHAHA You're so screwed if you fill out every application like that!!!

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

I see many years of apartment living in your future.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Maybe if you let her know that the restraining order in question was actually against Jessica?

Opto-Mom said...

But aren't you going to miss your apartment neighbors? I can't believe you would leave all that awesomeness!

Vicky said...

Insurance people missed out on the humor gene......

Ally said...

dood, that's hil-air! too funny!

Christina_the_wench said...

I am SURE she has never been asked that before. (snickers)

MommaKiss said...

You don't need insurance. Live dangerously, kid.

meleah rebeccah said...

I worked in the insurance industry for 7 years. Sadly, those people do NOT have a sense of humor.

A Vapid Blonde said...

My home owners insurance are two mastiffs, an AR-15 and a ditch. Fall off my and that's the end of that story.

A Vapid Blonde said...

haaa, just kidding.

badlarry said...

Oh moog, man you blew it.

Now you'll never know for sure if Jessica liked the voodoo doll you made for her that you stuffed with your pube shavings.

Ed said...

Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.

And fuck'em doggie style if they can.

jack mehoff said...

actually, courtney and i have the same lavish choice in careers.

you could buy homeowners ins from me and call me a pigfucker and i would laugh with you

its actually a special were running right now....ridiculous prices and pigfuckers for agents.

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