So I was in the process of buying a house (read: planning on being in deep deep bone-crushing debt) which required me to get homeowner's insurance because GOD FORBID someone is stupid enough to get really really shitfaced and fall off my back deck.
Twice.
*looks in mirror
So I make some calls and get a good quote and get this email from the agent:
So like a good doobie I fill out the app and sign it and fax it and am about to email Courtney back to tell her I did it when I notice THIS:
Hence, my reply:
She didn't email me back.
I hope she didn't fall off my deck.
That would suck. Especially since I don't think this policy is effective yet.
Monday, May 30, 2011
I Can't Even be Serious Buying Homeowner's Insurance
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18 comments:
Very nice. :-)
The woman has no sense of humor -- how can you get your home owner's insurance through her?!
Pearl
If she can't figure out your humor, then maybe you should try AFLAC. Bet that duck finds you funny.
Love it. Poor Courtney is now shaking in her shoes that a stalker is after her!
Holy hell that was fantastic!
picklesinmyass.blogspot.com
HAHAHA You're so screwed if you fill out every application like that!!!
I see many years of apartment living in your future.
Maybe if you let her know that the restraining order in question was actually against Jessica?
But aren't you going to miss your apartment neighbors? I can't believe you would leave all that awesomeness!
Insurance people missed out on the humor gene......
dood, that's hil-air! too funny!
I am SURE she has never been asked that before. (snickers)
You don't need insurance. Live dangerously, kid.
I worked in the insurance industry for 7 years. Sadly, those people do NOT have a sense of humor.
My home owners insurance are two mastiffs, an AR-15 and a ditch. Fall off my and that's the end of that story.
haaa, just kidding.
Oh moog, man you blew it.
Now you'll never know for sure if Jessica liked the voodoo doll you made for her that you stuffed with your pube shavings.
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.
And fuck'em doggie style if they can.
actually, courtney and i have the same lavish choice in careers.
you could buy homeowners ins from me and call me a pigfucker and i would laugh with you
its actually a special were running right now....ridiculous prices and pigfuckers for agents.
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