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Friday, June 10, 2011

As far as Fox News is concerned, I think I'm untouchable


I've decided to turn my Facebook assholishnessicicity (trademark pending) into a regular series because, well, a post is a post.

If you're a friend of mine on Facebook then you may or may not know that I have an amazing ability to have amazing abilities.

One of these amazing abilities is commenting inappropriately on serious stories.

A while ago I did my first post on some of my responses to the local Fox News Channel's Facebook status updates.

It proved to be pretty popular so I did a second one.

And, well...here we go again.

Enjoy.
























So I guess I'll keep on doing this shit until someone over at Fox 25 News in Boston (waves to Gene Lavanchy) hires me as an on-the-spot correspondent or starts paying me to write this stuff.

Doubtful, but worth a shot.

19 comments:

smedette said...

If you were on Fox, I'd probably watch it a bit more. Maybe.

Joshua said...

From first to last, a triumph as always. The best two minutes of today.

And now I wait for a response to that.

Anonymous said...

Your comments are hilarious. But I think your need a new definition for the term "serious news." Or maybe Fox does.

Ed said...

I expected something different from you on the breast one. Like, "In a related note, I know now why I will be living forever." or something.

Anyway, they should totally hire you.

Narm said...

I love you.

Opto-Mom said...

I've come up with the perfect job for you! You should be a DJ on the radio, and you could use your wittiness to insult people who call in asking you to play Lady Gaga and other stupid crap.

Stacie's Madness said...

perfection.

Chunky Mama said...

LOVE this. Keep it up. :)

Eva Gallant said...

I hate to say it, but those were brillian! Fox News definitely needs to hire you!

Matt Conlon said...

LOL @ Joshua "Best two minutes of my day!"

...Last time I said that, I got slapped!

Jewels said...

Please keep these coming if you love your followers at all! I live for these posts! Hilarious!

Dr. Cynicism said...

Fucking. Classic. I'm tempted to start following Fox News simply to see your reactions.

Pat said...

This just proves that Fox News isn't a "REAL" news station to allow your comments! Why haven't they de-friended you or whatever it's called? These are hilarious!

bitchypants said...

Fabulous!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

They are going to call you any day now. lol

Aunt Juicebox said...

Haha! Brilliant status bombing!

Becky..AMHW said...

They read my comment on the Rapture story on my local Utah FOX morning news and I MISSED IT! I usually watch and that morning I needed some quiet and DAMMIT ALL TO HELL.

They did not read my commentary on Mitt Romney.

The Empress said...

WHAT Is wrong with Fox NEws?

Are they not reading this?
You got GOLD going on, solid gold.

THe food court breast feeding lessons?

Please, I dare you to find someone funnier.

xo

Zoey Zane said...

I can't stand Fox News... but your postings make it tolerable. ;)

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