I Drew a Cartoon! - No offense, Garmin. | Mental Poo

Thursday, June 16, 2011

I Drew a Cartoon! - No offense, Garmin.

I drew another cartoon for you people today because, honestly, I really didn't feel like doing work AT ALL.

Microsoft Paint is my copilot.

Enjoy.


My GPS can be such a dick sometimes.

16 comments:

Jewels said...

I don't appreciate the way mine bitches at me as she snidely quips, "Recalculation" Bitch, maybe I know the best way to get out of my own town and to the highway! Just maybe I don't need you yet...

Sorry...quite the tangent there. Great drawing. Thanks for the early morning giggle.

Alli said...

What's messed up is I feel guilty when I ignore directions from the GPS, like I'm hurting its feelings. I have to remind myself it doesn't have feelings. But, one of these days I'm downloading the Darth Vader voice for it. Then I can feel guilty AND wonder if I'll be choked to death by the Force.

Mike said...

This is why GPS also usually defaults to the female voice.

The Absence of Alternatives said...

One of the best yet! Off to SM it now.

SisterMerryHellish said...

Does Frank Sinatra voice this version?

Vinny C said...

Now I know that when I eventually get a car I won't actually have to buy one. My wife can tell me the same thing for free.

lifeintheboomerlane said...

My nav system is from 2001. It looks exactly like that.

Knight said...

Is that a rendering of you with your mouth gaping open? That's usually the position of the person in the passenger seat. You need to practice safe driving!

Eva Gallant said...

Priceless!

Joshua said...

I named mine Frank.

THE SARCASM GODDESS said...

I'm having a bit of a bloggasm right now. I've known you forever, but I finally found you. Perhaps I should clarify. I've known *of* you for awhile, via your comments on The Bloggess and I've been all "who is is awesome piece of moogy goodness," but I never clicked on your name which would have probably taken me to your blog. Why? Who the fuck knows. I finally came to your throne of awesomeness via Lady Estrogren. I've been reading for a few days, but was in such a state of bloggasm-ness I haven't been able to comment til now. And this gem of a comment is what I've come up with. You're welcome. The answer to your question is yes, I am slightly mentally imbalanced. Awesome pic. I, too, do not feel like working today. Clearly.

Pat said...

This is obviously a male GPS.

Handflapper said...

My GPS always makes me feel like an idiot, because I somehow end up getting lost even with the robotic chick yammering at me, "Turn right here. Turn RIGHT here." And she has no fucking sense of humor at all. Bitch.

Steve Bailey said...

I had no idea before now. Clearly the cheapest GPS systems make your eyes pop out of your head a little. Who knew?

Ed said...

both of which are the same route

lafemmeroar said...

My way or the highway explains why I'm lost in the forest of "singledom."

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