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Carry on.
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As part of my 'Here to Help' initiative, I do - from time to time - help out some of my readers who request my assistance in life-or-death matters.
This is not one of those.
I got an email from one of my regular readers who is apparently a fan of my spam email replies.
She received a wonderful spam email and wanted me to reply to it for her.
DONE.
Here is the spam she received:
..and, of course..
My custom reply for her:
Not sure what happened but I'm thinking of trying to hunt down the woman in that picture.
The whole taint-tickling thing really is intriguing.
Moog out.
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
I'm Here to Help - You SURE You don't want to be a lesbian?
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Oooohh... the taint tickling is truly the selling point. I'm sold... three times over!
Can I get that in bulk?
Just asking.
Is that a picture of Winona Ryder with a goatee?
But look how shiny his/her hair is! And the bangs are kick-ass.
Haaaaaaaa.
If Sandy replies, you must post it.
I have a feeling she's going to take you up on the offer, though. And that's going to get awkward.
taint ticklin transexuals
i'll take three
I would totally date Keira Knightly in a beard. I think Sandy should go for it!
I hope you find your man moog.
How could she possibly resist???
You Sir.. are one funny bahstad..
Lady: I will do my best. Let me just make sure my passport is current...
Ryan: Hm. Maybe she stole it.
Christina: I KNOW.
Luda: They usually don't reply..I'm not quite sure why not.
Jack: Would you like a shot of penicillin with that?
Knight: Now I'm picturing you dating Kiera Knightly with a beard.
Kinda hot, actually.
Eva: I know..and, yet, somehow she did.
Pissed: *blushes*
somethin tells me the shot of penis-illan is included in the deal....like a drive thru special
how about kiera with facial, armpit and chest hair?
http://www.freakingnews.com/Keira-Knightly-Beard-Pictures-38363.asp
she's still a cutey
I'm sure she'll write back. Who could resist that hair?
I heard the best story today, and something about your creepiness triggered me to tell you. OK. Here goes.
A clown and a little boy are walking into a dense, dark forest. The little boy says to the clown, "I'm really scared." And the clown says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone."
SANDY!
heeeee
run for your life
that is all
Frightened. Mortified. How come there are no earrings?
I seriously cannot stop laughing!!
I don't know HOW your posts get through my wotk but this had me DYING at my desk! You have a new career in this...you know that, right?
Wait a second! Sandy is emailing other people too? That's it. I am cancelling the check I sent to her.
Oh, god..
You have TOO much time at work.
VERY VERY funny.
WHy don't you do something with all this talent?
Love,
mom
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