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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Well this turned out better than expected

Got this email the other day from my AMC Theaters mailing list:


"See How Sarah Jessica Parker Does It."

Does what?

Look gross?

No thank you.

So for no reason other than to entertain myself, I replied even though this was a 'no reply' sender.


Imagine my surprise when this came back:


Yes.

Someone in AMC Customer Support now has a case they have to resolve about one of their customers threatening to cannibalize his own foot rather than go see a movie about how the Hell Sarah Jessica Parker does something.

I envy him.

17 comments:

Kev D. said...

It's so nice to see that other people find that she looks like a hobgoblin.

Why is it that women find her SO BEAUTIFUL...

She's terrifying. She should look at Joan Rivers and/or Dick Clark, because THAT's her future.

smedette said...

You probably made his day.

jack mehoff said...

that horse faced bitch....whoops was that out loud....

Insomniac #4 said...

If Hollywood is so obsessed with young, beautiful women, how the hell did such a hideous looking thing break through the system? It isn't just because she married Ferris Beuller... is it?

Ed said...

Bravo.

Look at you making more work for some Indian/Pakistani/Phillipino.

Unless he's Ferris Bueller, he's screwed.

Vinny C said...

How do you think they'll 'resolve your situation'? Omigosh! Do you think they'll get rid of her?! Sweet! Complain about Snooki next! See if they'll "resolve" her too.

Christina_the_wench said...

Someone is probably yelling from their cubicle right now... "Hey! We got another SJP threat again!"

meleah rebeccah said...

I'm so DONE with SJP. But it cracks me up - just how much you HATE her.

Eva Gallant said...

If this works, definitely complain about Snookie next; and then maybe Rosie O'Donnell!

The Wannabe Housewife said...

I clearly need to start replying to those "no-reply" e-mails that I get junk from all the time.

Just thinking of ways to make the unfortunate souls who would be assigned to my cases entertained and probably hate their job a little less (or more depending on the content) makes me more excited than it should.

New hobby maybe?

Ann said...

Look at all of the fun you just created for yourself. If they don't get back to you respond again.

After your skin stops crawling from people talking about how SJP does "it".

A Vapid Blonde said...

She looks just like the puppet Madame.

And that burger on her chin? I would have it removed if I had something that looked like that on my chin...or anywhere on my boday for that matter.

Tonya said...

I'm glad they are taking this seriously. Then maybe we won't have to see her anymore. Can you also submit one, perhaps about cannibalizing your child or something, for Gwyneth Paltrow?
Thanks in advance.

ClevelandPoet said...

changing the world one cannibalizing your own foot threat at a time.

bravo sir bravo.

Pat said...

This oughta be interesting. Maybe they'll offer you a couple of free tickets!

Doug Stephens said...

That would be an awesome job. Report: Prevented customer from eating own foot by NOT giving him free tickets.

Madison said...

I would love to hear how your "case" is resolved.

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